[MoDA] We're still here.

Day 2,216, 22:47 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by eSA Ministry of Social Affairs


Greetings Fellow Saffa’s!

It's been 5 long days since MoDA's last article about the STR program and not much has happened. Why? It's a long story. Let's just say that just after MoDA's last article an overnight business popped up in RL South Africa that tried to sidetrack the STR.

"Ag no Saffa!"

Yes. This business specialises in what we in RL South Africa call 'copper redistribution'! That is the mining of copper cables in residential areas for redistribution and sales! Ask a RL Saffa what that's all about but it happens often.

But MoDA is back on track and starting to make STR payouts.

STR (Strength) Program:



"What about the Christmas Gold payouts?"

Well, after much deliberation (there has been a lot of that happening since the copper mining occurred), we have decided to postpone those rewards for two reasons:

1) There is not much time from now until Christmas so giving out 12 Gold is not reasonable even for me, and
2) There have been some queries about the timing of such an initiative occuring during the holiday season when participants are AFK.

We do however have something for the loyal STR participants!

"Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!"

All those past STR participants that respond to this article with the words "Getting Stronger!" will receive 4 days STR BACK PAY (0.19G x 4 = 0.76G). This is to say that we're sorry for leaving you in the lurch and we're happy to have you back.



Domestic Affairs:

What's happening in eSA that you should be aware of:

Is eSA is at War??

Well, technically yes. We're unhappy that Argentina declared us their natural enemy (NE) and started taking control of more of our land, more than what we're used to. So we're not letting the land get taken so easily. Eventually, if what their Ambassador in eSA is saying is correct, they'll only occupy two of our regions and give the rest back to us. You can read more here:

(argentina-chile)-your-thoughts

The KING is dead?

Our CP is missing and we desperately need him at this time to make some important decisions. Some say he's A.W.O.L, some say he's waiting for the right moment to bring something awesome to eSA (he calls this 'swag') and some even say he's joined the Lazocrats! Who knows. If you find him please bring him back to parliament. He has a job to do.

Traitors Among us!

We have heard that a loyal eSA citizen has forsaken their motherland and joined the 'enemy within':

Niffobti

We urge you to join us in scorning him and throwing rotten tomatoes. eSA has now place for any citizens that join the Lazo cheaters.

"Can I throw a mielie?"

Yes you can!



Well That's all folks. Remember to reply to this article if you're an STR applicant and you want your Back Pay!

Saffa manne