[MoDA] We're here for YOU!
eSA Ministry of Social Affairs
Greetings Fellow Saffa’s!
It’s the start of a new term and MoDA is here to bring you good tidings of joy and Christmas goodies.
“Oh no, it’s that lunatic eSA plaas japie again.”
Yes, I’m back and so is AdUnit. He was involved in the STR program some months back and has joined MoDA to help. We're proud to be running MoDA’s exciting initiatives again. I’d like to say thanks to ‘The Macedonian Warrior’ for all the hard work he’s done and maintaining the status quo.
“What’s a status quo? Is that a new brand of deodorant?”
No you moegoe! Get your mind of deodorant and onto what I have to offer. Wouldn’t you like to hear what’s new in MoDA?
“OK Saffa, tell me already. What’s new in MoDA?”
STR (Strength) Program:
This is our flagship program at MoDA. The reason we believe this program is so important is this: eSA doesn’t have the huge amount of citizens that other countries do so we have to be smart in helping those citizens we do have. Now, the smartest thing to do as an eSA citizen is to grow stronger. Increase your strength.
“What’s all the fuss about strength Manne? This is a game and I just want to have fun!”
Well, wouldn’t it be fun to use 1 Q7 weapon and do 10000 damage on the battlefield? Wouldn’t it be fun to earn Battle Hero (BH) medals almost every time you were in a battle? That’s our goal. To make eSA fighters the strongest fighters in eRepublik and we can’t do it unless YOU grow stronger.
“OK, I’m listening boss. What do I do?”
You take the donations we give you and you use them to train! Your no.1 priority every day is to train! When you login to eRepublik, every day, the first thing you do is train! Before you logoff you make sure you have trained! And we’re going to help you do that. We’re continuing with with the daily STR donations but we’re making some changes. Instead of giving you a choice of 0.19 Gold or 40 ZAR we’re just giving you the gold. And what’s more we’ll be monitoring your use of the gold. We’ll be able to see if you’re using it properly for training.
“That sounds real boring Saffa. Why would I even want to use the donations for training?”
Because those that use the donations wisely will get rewarded with a Christmas bonus of 12 Gold! And that gold must go towards a Q1 to Q2 upgrade of one of the training ground facilities of your choice during the discount period for training ground upgrades. We’ll reward the top 3 trainers, that train from the start of the training this term till Christmas day, with 12 gold each that must be spent on training ground upgrades.
“What?! 12 Gold? I’m there like a bear my china! I’m training bru, I’m training! What else you got for us Saffa?”
MoDA has a lot more to offer but for now we want you all to remember to train. We’ll be opening the STR training soon to all *LEGITIMATE eSA citizens under a strength of 10000, no matter what division.
That’s all for now folks.
Your Friendly Saffa Manne
P.S. *LEGITIMATE eSA citizens are those that are not cheaters or affiliated with cheaters!
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Great work guys
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Great work!
lol, @ "no you moegoe !!
Voted, excellent work guys!
Great article 🙂
Excellent well done saffa
Voted. Well done!
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Good work and funy article.
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Thanks Man! 🙂
If you have any questions ask us!
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Forgive my retardedness but where do i sign up?
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where can I fill the form? I've lost it.
voted where do we sign up?