[MoDA] STR - Back Up & Running!

Day 2,280, 04:16 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by eSA Ministry of Social Affairs




Greetings Fellow Saffa’s!

MoDA is back! We’re here for YOU!

“Saffa Manne, where you been? Jus-like-it it's been ages bru!”

I know! It's been a while but we're finally back on track with Strength Training (STR) support, New Player (NP) support and much more.



But first, I must introduce you to the team:

My Deputy this term is none other than last term's CP,The Macedonian Warior. He's getting a well deserved rest after his term as CP so we'll expect more MoDA madness from him later on.

Also in our team is Wack368. She...

“Wait! They got tannies in MoDA now?”

Yes, we have a well known and respected lady working with us and she's here to bring a dose of laughter to our miserable every day eLives.

“OK Saffa, so how we gonna rumble in MoDA this time around?”



STR (Strength) Program:



STR is back with the usual payouts (0.19G) that you MUST use in your Q1 training centre. Don’t let me catch you spending it on sweets or bars or other junk food. I’m watching you!

Besides the usual STR payouts we have a few extra MoDA 'New Player' (NP) side missions that will earn you extra gol😛



Side Missions:

1. Reply to this article with a salute (o7) and sign up for STR training by filling in the STR Training Form and you'll earn yourself another 0.19G.
2. Train and apply for STR support for 5 days in a row and we'll reward you with a bonus 0.4G.
3. Prove to me that you've registered on the forums with a message to me and a link to your forum post and I'll reward you with a bonus of 0.6G.

Complete all these side missions and you've already earned yourself an extra 1.19G!!

“I smaak it Saffa Manne, but I'm thinking you got something better than this. Am I right?”

You're absolutely right my china. MoDA has tried offering a big payout before but to no avail. This time around we guarantee you that someone in our STR training program will receive a FREE training centre upgrade. We'll tell you more about that soon.

“Training, training always training! What's with all this hard work Manne?”

Well, you see, eSA doesn't have the numbers of the other big contenders but we have guts and 'determination'. That can only get you so far. What we really need are a few 'Big Guns' and you know that only comes from training. So hit the gym lighties!

“OK, where's the STR form? I'm klapping this STR thing stukkend Saffa!”

Here's the form again: STR Training Form.



Loans:

And..... if you are desperately trying to upgrade your training grounds but don't have the funds let me know in the STR Training Form and I'll do my best to organise you a loan.



And now a quick look at the MoDA sponsors...

Fearless, Fighting, Feline - Gregor Lucius.


He is eSA's very own "Elite Citizen" and has donated a large amount to support younger players. If you want to learn how to fight then follow in his footsteps.

Next up is 'The Clown Faced Assasin', Rexdeus.


He also has generously donated to our cause so feel free to buy him a drink in the forums.

And then (sigh) theres The Honorable Arch Bishop Dr. Marmaduke Exilious Alphonso IV, Sr, OB/GYN
Religious Scholar, Harvad University
High Lord Captain of the Knights Templar... blah...blah...blah!

Marmaduke has kindly loaned us some funds so we haven't added his avatar here. I personally think he's a bit loopy but deep down inside he has a squishy soft heart!



Well folks that's all from me today. We hope to see you out there training and being active in the forums and remember...

MoDA, we're here for YOU!

Saffa Manne