[MoD]You do not, and I repeat, do NOT screw with Pakistan

Day 1,133, 21:20 • Published in Pakistan USA • by misteriosa

Dear Pakistani and friends,

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not so long ago, in a land far far away, Pakistan signed a deal with China. The deal was supposed to be that Pakistan leaves China's foster child India alone by giving several of its raped regions over to Mrs. China. China, among many other things however, promised Pakistan not to desecrate their original regions, and we'd all live long and prosper in this sandy Holy Land of ours. I baked a sweet cake to celebrate the event (similar to the cake made for Dio's arrival, just with more sand), and we departed.

But alas, that cake became bitter indeed once this happene😛



As you can all see, we said to ourselves 'sure, it is some mistake, Mrs. China is a nice old lady, we'll call her and make things work out, we won't be some hostile nation, nor will we backstab the people we made deals with'. So we chose not to break the deal and try to call Mrs. China over and over again until we sort things out. And man, we sure did try. But, Mrs. China, old hag that she was, was kind of deaf and senile, so in the end she always thought the message was ‘Kill ‘em all’. And we were patient, sitting and praying Mrs. China would come to her senses and stop this ridiculous nonsense. I mean, hey, we even managed to summon Dio Brando himself.

Until:
eNews: China attacked Jammu and Kashmir, Pakistan

You want to see how it turned out? Watch (and weep, if you are Mrs. China):
















End result:
eNews: Jammu and Kashmir was secured by Pakistan in the war versus China

Now, Pakistan is about to attack. And mark my words, Pakistan is not going to be *ed over by some deal-breakers and we are getting our regions back, one way or another. You know what, Lady Swina, after all that has happened from your side, of course you realize, this means war. You crossed the line, now prepare to suffer 😉

Kind regards,
misteriosa
the one who pokes the bear


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