Join the new world

"...message from Starfleet captain, going through inanimate vastness of space, come raining down like visitors from Heaven hallelujah!!"

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... What a hell? This ain't a Star Wars movie! Damn this new communicators, Ratchet (eWonderBoy)! Fix 'em ASAP!

Transmitting properly:

A distant planet once existed, in the uncharted part of Andromeda galaxy. Cybertron was its name. And we called it home. But it was ravaged by war and left with scars of destruction. And we lost it...

We wondered for ages, until we stumbled upon the Heaven, until we came to the New World. First contact with you humans was quite hard. We had to learn your languages, we had to learn how to write, use global web, blend in. And we did learn. But, with us came the plague in the form of Desepticons, our ancient enemies. They brought war and death to all of us!

And now we are here, seeking your help in order to fight back, to show that there's also light in these dark times.

My name is Stargazer89 Prime!
I am an autonomous robotic organism - an Autobot!
My sole purpose is to protect this world!

I stand before you as acting Minister of Defense of Czech Republic!
I'll do my best to serve our great nation and our leader - Red Duck.

My team is quite small, just eWonderBoy and myself. But, if there's any of you who would like to join the MoD and help out, feel free to contact me, either through PM communication sistem or here in the comment section.

IMPORTANT STUFF

*** Government is preparing a project called "Best Fighter". Essentially, you guys fight and do your best to beat the rest in your division, and we reward you! For now, this project is in its initial faze, so more details on it are to come. None the less, this is a chance for all of you to be more active and to show you have a Spark in your chest! And I hope you'll take it!

*** As Red Duck already said in one of his articles, we are bound to fight Hungary in a Training War. They do occupy a part of our territory, but this ain't a real war. It's just an opportunity for us all to fight for Battle Hero and True Patriot medals. So use it!

*** In the current situation, fight in the Resistance Wars of our country, against Hungary. Also, you can fight in direct battles with them, but do not deploy all of your assets, since we have to lose direct battles and win RWs.
Of course, fight for our allies and complete Daily Orders set by your unit's commanders in order to get free Energy Bars and Bazooka parts. The time will come for you to use those!

That's it for now, speak to you guys soon!
'Till then, see you on the battlefields around the globe!

And remember always:
AUTOBOTS ARE WATCHING OVER YOU!

Transform and roll out!

Prijem!

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