[MoC] The Joke Winner!

Day 2,294, 10:17 • Published in Germany Germany • by Erste Hilfe



Here are the results from the joke contest!



There’s no doubt! Joke no. 8. Sent in by xPA9x has won, 10 Q7 tanks are on your way! I think his joke deserves a repost, translated to English as best as I can.

[DE]
Ein Sächsischer Vater geht mit seinem Sohn in den Wald, um ihm die schöne Tierwelt Sachsens zu zeigen. Als sich beide auf einen Hochsitz setzen, blickt der Vater nach Norden, wo er eine nackte Frau in der Sonne liegen sieht. Der Sohn guckt nach Süden. Plötzlich entdeckt der Sohn 2 Füchse. Ganz aufgeregt ruft der Kleine: "Pabba, Pabba! Fickse! Fickse!" Daraufhin der Vater: "Aber nür, wenn duh der Muddi nüscht soachst."

[EN]
A Saxon Father goes to the forest with his son to show him the animal kingdom of Saxony. As both of them sat in a perch, the father looks north where he can see a naked lady laying taking a sunbath. The son looks south, suddenly the son sees two foxes. The son who is now very excited yells “Daddy, daddy! Fox! Fox!” Then the Father says: “But only if you’re not telling your mother.”

As I translated that, I realize that this joke doesn’t work at all in English. The German “Fickse” meaning fox, sounds like “Fick Sie” which means “Fuck her”. So now you’ve learned a little German as well!
Oh, and by the way. Leo is still loose.