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MAKE A WISH

Day 2,637, 13:12 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says,Really only 1 wish? useually you give 3 wishes "I'm told".
But let me think...., I know "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never received oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish.
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"

Grtzzz 🙂

PLEASE VOTE / SUBSCRIBE / SHOUT / ENDORSE ,THKZZZzz FOR HELPING OUT

Comments

Walhallah Day 2,637, 13:22

now that i think of it peace is hard to accomplish

Jinky Jonston Day 2,637, 13:23

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Nastoor Day 2,637, 14:06

s**t article.

HMS Dreadnought Day 2,637, 14:52

Knew it differently:

Man: I wand a highway to heaven, so I can go back and forth every day!
Genie: Impossible, sry, think of sg else.
M: I want my wife to be smart and beautiful!
G: Erm... How many lanes you wish the highway should have?

SKYJACKED Day 2,637, 14:57

🙂

Lioncoeur Day 2,637, 15:24

I made my wish

SKYJACKED Day 2,637, 15:28

thks for the endorsement 🙂

Lioncoeur Day 2,637, 15:31

I threw a penny in the Wishing Well.

SKYJACKED Day 2,637, 15:49

i took a glance in my crystal ball for you , and saw that ur gonna meet a redhead in a very colorful outfit and huge baloons 😉

Lioncoeur Day 2,638, 02:47

I have already met her; you are some sort of psychic.

todoceb Day 2,637, 20:29

Willem The Conqueror Day 2,637, 23:15

😛

Georgelakeland Day 2,638, 13:23

voted and subscribed the paper

SKYJACKED Day 2,638, 14:10

Thks m8 🙂

Deo Vindice Day 2,638, 16:13

uff
valjda si nesto pametno rekao

SKYJACKED Day 2,638, 17:02

A Jewish čovjek hoda na plaži kada je otkrije bočica duh.
On trlja i duh izlazi, obećava da će mu odobri jednu želju.
On kaže da, stvarno samo 1 želju? useually vam dati 3 želje "Ja sam rekao".
Ali, pusti me da razmislim ...., znam "Mir na Bliskom istoku, to je moja želja."
Duh izgleda tiče, a zatim kaže: "Ne, žao mi je, to jednostavno nije moguće. Neke stvari jednostavno se ne mogu mijenjati.
Imate li neku drugu želju? "
Momci kaže "Pa ... za cijeli život nisam dobio oralni seks od moje žene.
To bi bila moja želja.
Duh pauzira još trenutak, a onda kaže: "Kako biste definisali mir?"

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