** Look Alive **

Day 1,184, 19:07 • Published in USA USA • by Blue Holt


Funny thing about destiny is how she sways on a melody, strings of steel play her out, dancing her way all about, but you can't even step for me and show me how it's meant to be?
Listen To Me. Read My Lips. Give in to fate and move your hips!

What's up, Pupils?

You see me, I see you. It's lyrical how we always knew...
Each other, no forgetting those eyes, openly peeled.
Couldn't forget an extended hand, knife concealed.

...Once I get rolling, there's no limit to what I can dish out.

Thousand pardons!

No really, a thousand. I've been missing for nearly two months now.
And multiplying that by each friend that has remained (if barely active) is quite an impressive amount.

Hand sanitizer is a must.

"So what happened? Where ya been, Holt?"

Haha, I love answering questions I shoved into your mouth! ~
And you know what theoretical questions being asked means...!

** STORY TIME!!!!! ~ **

Let's get straight to business.

I was a Congressmember for the UIP back in December-January '10.
The last half of my term was tarnished by an AWOL.
Simply put: Congress SUCKED!

Oh dear Admin, I was flippin' bored!
Granted, I had a term with plenty of opportunities to be outspoken and heard.
But like the late, great Harlot once said when he went to Washington (and I'm quoting VERY loosely), "Congress sucks."

Ironic that my words would mirror those spoken by the legendary hero himself, amirite?

So. I decided to take off for a while.


Yeah. Went something like this. Except my four-legged friend wore the goggles.

Just split. Been living under a rock for some time and, quite frankly, I'm annoyed with the way things are looking these days.
What happened, eU.S.A.? What happened to you? You got fat. And gross. And have you seen the Monetary Market? Holy shite, put a belt on!

Plus, you jerks chased off SamWystan. I will NEVER forgive you for that. (Yeah, bitter much.)

Anyways, I'm not saying "I'm making a comeback!", because I ain't.
I never officially left in the first place, so let's chalk it up to some time-continuum bull that no one understands and make this eNation, and this lousy game, great again... Shall we?

Look alive. ~