[Join the Military] I see your hetrosexuals, and raise you 200 bisexuals.

Day 1,325, 10:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by John F Baker

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The British Armed Forces is always recruiting, and unlike certain authoritarian groups, here at the Ministry of Defence, we don't give two shits about your sexuality.

Whether you can sling a gun, or shoot a rifle, if you're willing to put some daily work into the military commune, we'll see you get extremely competitive rates of supplies, dependant on your game rank and strength.


Bisexuals. Bisexuals everywhere.

The British Armed Forces runs a three-tier system, designed to reward people for the damage that they do in battle:
United Kingdom Armed Forces
The UK Armed Forces is where everyone begins in the military, and is made up of three units:
* The British Army
* The Royal Air Force
* The Royal Navy
Most younger and lower-middle aged citizens will be posted here until they reach higher strength and rank.

Daily supplies
* 320 Wellness and 2 Q5 tanks
* or 6 Q5 tanks


She wants to... fly your plane?
United Kingdom Special Forces
The UKSF is the high-strength branch of the military, delivering a large proportion of our daily output. Many middle- and older- aged citizens will be posted here after applying, and due to their higher stats, are given higher quality supplies to make more of an effect in battle.

Daily supplies
* 520 Wellness and 3 Q5 tanks
* or 9 Q5 tanks
United Kingdom Elite Forces
The UKEF is the latest addition to the military, formed by the Minister of Defence and the Prime Minister (Artela and Jamesw respectively) on the 2nd of July. In the unit are the top 35 soldiers of the British Armed Forces, many of whom are older players. Invitation to this branch requires a daily average influence output of 175,000; the UKEF packs a serious punch!

Daily supplies
* 16 Q5 tanks
* Produce food with your own companies (working as manager)

The official military has always been around, for over two and a half years. It's member count is testament to the competence of it's organisation, and it's shear damage output per day is over 16 million. To put that into perspective, the UK as a whole outputs around 37 million influence per day. This means our Armed Forces account for over 40% of daily influence output, with less than 10% of the population.

If you didn't catch that, we're stinking awesome.

The moral of the story?

Join the British Armed Forces today, for the community, for the weapons and fights, and for your country!



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Thanks for reading,
Jan Baykara,
MBE DSO MID*
Proud soldier of the UK Elite Forces