Oh no, now you’ve gone and done it …
Good evening America … It’s article time!
On the Agenda today –
1) – ONE IS REBORN
2) - God of War Articles
3) – Mississippi isn’t known, for Pizzas
1) – ONE is back, didn’t you know?
Oh boy, now it has happened. Remember that ONE died? Well, it’s kind of back.
It’s now called 4FUN.
Now, I hear cries of “Oh here we go again …” But you know what? Not caring.
So, lets start off at the beginning. First, we had the admins propose this little challenge, and some of us thought “Cool, this FCUK.U (Purposely misspelt it because I cba to go for the full name or get a FP) alliance is gonna be fun”
Then we find out, we’re in a different alliance to what everyone thought. Fair enough … But first off, it was with Hungary.
Eww … That’s disgusting. But it gets worse from here of course … Because now we find out the UK’s joined too. So now we got a disgusting country we should NEVER be allied with, and a redcoat turncoat as allies. I MIGHT be able to overlook that
BUT I WILL NOT OVERLOOK SERBIA. This is where I draw the line.
Now, lets look at the countries we’re allied with in this “alliance” with – Spain, Poland, Serbia, Hungary, United Kingdom and Brazil. We’re omit the UK and Brazil for a moment. OH LOOK, THE CORE COUNTRIES OF ONE
That’s right, the USA is now “OFFICIALLY IN ONE (4FUN)”
Cull your calls of “it’s only for one month” before I beat you. It’s not the point. Our President came into office calling Evry’s Foreign Policy to s*** and joining the calls saying “Evry wants us to join ONE”
But look who’s brought us into ONE now … the same person calling Evry out. This isn’t just a fun stunt, THIS IS HIPOCRACY OF THE HIGHEST F****** LEVEL!
I’m certainly adding my voice to the calls for impeachment. Hungary I could stomach, BUT NOT SERBIA.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
I wonder what his cabinet think (Inside joke).
2) – Enough God of war articles?
Yeah, gonna be a bit of a party pooper here.
God of War articles … Enough of them already?
Don’t get me wrong, when someone achieves something, it’s cool to shout about it, to let people know how awesome they’ve done.
But let’s admit it to ourselves. The amount of God of Wars in this game, it isn’t as big of an achievement as it used to be. They’ve done a great thing, yes, but it’s not as special anymore.
Now, GoW*, GoW** and GoW***, THOSE are still special because they’re harder to get .
So please, if you’re gonna do a “Congrats [insert so and so in here at your pleasure], new God of War” article, wait until there are more than one people to congratulate.
3) – Pizza in Mississippi? F*** No
When I got told I was running in Mississippi, I shrugged my shoulders. Congress isn’t important to me … been there, done it, and bored of the intense derp fest that is usually present.
Until today when I heard Inci had failed the nation by letting Pizza get onto the ballot in one of their states. I facepalmed so hard, I think some of my grey matter became dislodged and came out of my nose.
And then it gets even better … he snuck in … in Mississippi. Yep, he’s running in the state I was meant to be blocking in.
Well, that happened (Inside TFS joke)
So let me ask any of you reading this … Stop the madness. VOTE FOR PIGINZEN IN MISSISSIPPI!*
* - F*** Party Lines, I’d rather PiZ get into congress than Pizza.
A segment in my paper which is a special place where people can talk briefly about anything eRepublik related. It’s a place where I can help bring them out into the media spotlight
Todays Guest! – Jack Mensley
What I shall discuss on this fine paper with ink and whiskey is a topic often seen, but never is considered. This topic is party unity and ethics.
It is my firm believe that a party should be unified not under their leadership, party president or figurehead. What a party should be based upon is the fundamental rights of their country and the efforts to continue the livelihood of their nation.
AMP is a party that was brought up by the eUS Military under a particular cause, but over time it expanded to a greater party then it was before. It had grown from supporting only certain people to placing it’s efforts in aiding entire eUS and it’s militaries. This expansion soon lead to AMP growing to the party it is today in which it aids it’s own members.
That being, a party should not be about gaining more power for unintended purposes, but gaining power to use for the members who gave it and to even extend it to the nation’s citizens.
This only can be accomplished by unification of party members to contribute to the party in helping it grow, gain power, and even help new members in their education of the game mechanics and showing them how to contribute to the party.
It is my firm belief that a party should not be centered around one person, but the history and the members of it’s own.
You can get more of Jack Mensley below, click the link to go to their newspaper!
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