[JB] OFFICIAL ORDERS - Day 1,244 - Move to ePH, Change Jobs, Move to Israel

Day 1,243, 23:35 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Junji Biz


TO: ALL JUNJI BATTALION PERSONNEL

War has broken out in Israel.



Bar Refaeli is in hell right now.

We're gonna walk her out.

We take care of our friends.

YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1a. All hands, cease all current operations and ignore all previous orders.

1b. VOTE and SUBSCRIBE to this newspaper, the official bulletin of Junji Battalion.

2a. All units are to MOVE BACK to ePhilippines to any region you wish. (Moving tickets have already been provided.)

2b. If you are running for Congress, candidate yourself in your region of choice.

3. RESIGN from your current job and APPLY for a job in any of these companies:

http://economy.erepublik.com/en/company/job-offers/213908
http://economy.erepublik.com/en/company/job-offers/377018
http://economy.erepublik.com/en/company/job-offers/359830

4. Once you get your new job, MOVE to a region in Israel that is only 3 zones away (e.g. Jerusalem District -OR- Tel Aviv Center District).

5a. FIGHT for Saudi Arabia in resistance war against Israel.

5b. Else, FIGHT for Israel against UAE.

5c. Else, FIGHT in an ally war -OR- if you can wait, FIGHT in next battle against UAE.

By order of Col. Paul delos Santos (Rec), Fearless Leader of Junji Battalion, for your information, guidance and compliance.

As you were,

Cmdr. Ariel David Buena
Unofficial Spokesperson
Junji Battalion
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April 17, 2011
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