[JAPAN] Deal with the devil + Empress day nomination!
Fruitcommando
Hello loyal subscribers, it has been some days since I have written an article. I am happy to say I am now 2 FP deep in a love fest with plato, as he is childish he shows anger and force upon me to show his affection. I assume a serious relationship will soon follow.
The deal with the devil
Anyways, As you may know I have sold my party today, a Croat by the name of Alfred Ball came to my doorstep today begging for my party. I at first felt sorry for him and being a warm hearted person I offered my party for the low sum of 5 gold(for election anguish and neck injuries that occurred during the transaction). He refused my offer, I knew he was of eIsraeli descent so he would of course offer me a lower number - 3 gold. I took this offer, not for swede-capitalist gain but for eJapan. You see, by doing this transaction I have raised relations with Sweden, Croatia, and Hell respectively. The Croat-Devil Alfred Ball took my party and raised it into a fascist party. I am a strong supporter of this change despite him being the anti-christ.
My nomination for Empress
This is self explanatory, I am hereby nominating Hitoshi Makoto for Empress. Though violating the rules a little, I now present to you Hitoshi Makoto (Female)
HITOSHI FOR EMPRESS!
-Der Kaiser, FructeKommandante
Comments
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LOL
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Do you fap to me so much now Fruitcommando that you are trying to pretend I'm a girl to make you feel better about your sexuality?
I pretend Hitoshi is a girl just to make sense of his emotional outbursts on the internet
oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Hitoshi Makoto likes to touch my tralala.
rofl
oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. (x2)
😨 😨 😨 😨
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4xVeRjunk
can i be the chimp?
Hitoshi will win for shurrrre
CLERICA'S LINK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
o/
oh man, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. (x3)
❤️ >>>>> https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=%6e%61%6b%65%64%2d%67%69%72%6c%73%2e%6f%6e%6c%69%6e%65%2f%6b%6b%2f%78%6b%44%57%43%39%3f%73%6f%75%72%63%65%3d%65%72%65%70%75%62%6c%69%6b%26%61%64%5f%63%61%6d%70%61%69%67%6e%5f%69%64%3d1774826