[ISP] Rebuilding the Foundation
Imperial Sun Party
Patriots, the time has come. We can no longer afford to wait, and we must take action. Voting on the Party Platform and Party Charter are now underway and will carry on for the next few days. If you are a member of the Imperial Sun Party, it is imperative that your voice be heard. These documents will guide the future of the Party, and therefore, the future of our nation.
Think of the children
The importance cannot be understated. The Imperial Sun Party must be stronger now than ever, as our nation faces some new and terrible threats. There is, of course, the so-called Imperial Fun Party (if it can be so-called), with its so-articulate leader Puccho. A senior Imperial Sun Party member once commented, off the record, that Mr. Puccho's language skills are “UNKO.”
It is said that imitation is the highest form of flattery, but so too might I say that plagiarism is the highest of intellectual crimes. And I might agree with my colleague, further expanding his statement to include that the rest of the so-called Imperial Fun Party (if it can be so-called) is UNKO. And nothing more needs be said.
Truly, Puccho and his two cohorts (the ever-beloved Darshu and unknown Otori Takeo) are hardly a threat to the stability and success of the Imperial Sun Party. But another, far more sinister concern has shown its face in our proud Imperial Republic. I speak, of course, of the Scorpion Clan.
Reverence to the Emperor lies in honor, tradition and filial piety
When I first heard that Goku Jones would be transforming the old Sumo Fitness Party into a new political entity, I was apprehensive. The younger Japanese may not remember, but it was Goku Jones who created the modern political powerhouse that is the Godzilla Party, having taken the old Korean Nationalist Party and reshaped it into a party of pan-Asian unity and Japanese global superiority. Obviously, he was very successful, even if the party's stated goals have changed somewhat.
But while the Godzilla Party worked very well with the Imperial Sun Party, indeed we have complimentary, if slightly different, ideologies, this new Scorpion Clan is everything that the Imperial Sun Party is not. In fact, I consider them the greatest threat to the future of Japan. Not the smallest of my reasons is the seduction of Gensui Dokomo. Japan's generalissimo, an icon of honor and devotion to the Emperor has been seduced by the Scorpion Clan. If he can fall victim to their lies, any of us could be next. Indeed, our very society is at risk.
The badge of the Gensui contains the Emperor's chrysanthemum
In his explanation of the new organization, Goku Jones (now styled 'Master of Secrets') professes anarchism, uses feudal imagery and, worst of all, openly states that he will use any means necessary to secure dominance. At the moment, it is Japanese dominance he speaks of, rather than his own or his party's. But how long does that last?
Already, the Scorpion Clan is the fifth largest party in Japan and counts some of the Imperial Military's greatest commanders among its members. How long before they take action toward true dominance of our society. How long can the Emperor trust those who openly claim to be untrustworthy? How long can Japan tolerate those who hide in the shadows?
Wait too long, and it will be too late.
The Imperial Sun Party will not stand for this. We shall remain a bastion of honorable action and adherence to the Righteous Nation Philosophy. To surrender this point is to surrender our very 大和魂, the heart of Japan. We are better to avoid acting at all than to act dishonorably. We are better to fall on our own swords than to blaspheme against our Righteous Emperor. We beg Generalissimo Dokomo to return to the Eight Chords, One Roof (八紘一宇) path. We condemn the Master of Secrets for his seduction, subversion and sedition. And we continue to work for a righteous, bright future for Japan under His Majesty the Emperor.
May His reign last for ten thousand years.
-President of the Imperial Sun Party, Reiji Mitsurugi, New Society
-帝國太陽黨主席, 禦剣令治, 新社會
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The Imperial Sun Party shall prevail!
In the name of the Emperor, the Scorpion will be stopped!
Thank you for sharing.
TEN THOUSAND YEARS!!!
We will fight against the Scorpion Clan to the very end!!!
U say this like Communist... xD
OVER 9000 THOUSAND YEARS!!!
All true eJapanese must be vigilant to ensure that our government pursues only those goals which best serve the eJapanese state, not those of foreign powers.
e日本万歳! 天皇万歳!
追伸: 帝国太陽党のold-school漢字はかっこいいよ!
帝国太陽党対帝國太陽黨。。。看起來不錯.
Scorpions are opportunistic predators of small arthropods and insects. They use their chelae (pincers) to catch the prey initially. Depending on the toxicity of their venom and size of their claws, they will then either crush the prey or inject it with neurotoxic venom. This will kill or paralyze the prey so the scorpion can eat it.
Reiji wrote this.
I like this old man !
売国奴零字万歳!
売国政権万歳!
在日政権万歳!
This is well written.
Ever-beloved?
オレたちは結ばれない運命だったんだ,すまない。
It would never have worked between us, I'm sorry.
Akki has some unfounded accusation there.
Can admins read Japanese?
All it says is "Long live the traitor Zero-Word" (this is read like 'reiji' in Japanese, "Long live the traitor government" and "Long live the ethnically-Korean Japanese government"
Not really any accusation there. Just some old crackpot that nobody listens to still not being listened too.
根拠のない非難ではなくて、ただ零し合いだった。でも前と比べると、今回はうまい言い 方。
For the Japanese language-impaire😛 "Not really an unfounded accusation as a bit of complaining, but compared to before, this time was said in clever way."
Nice article, Reiji-san. ISP Prevail!
"Not really any accusation there. Just some old crackpot that nobody listens to still not being listened too. "
KITA or AKKI?
The scorpions cannot be allowed to have a single seat in congress
One of those scorpions saved the national Treasury and Presided over one of the best economic times in eJapan ehistory.
Who are you to criticize?
Dokomo was not a Scorpion when he saved the treasury and presided over those times. He has been seduced by evil. He must be returned to the righteous path.
When our nation is threatened, the path of righteousness will remain our guiding light even as we walk through darkness to safeguard our security.
"😉okomo was not a Scorpion when he saved the treasury and presided over those times."
KITA and your party had exclusive control of the cabinet during one of the most troubling times for our nation. KITAKKI's inaction and your own refusal to confront the PTO attempt seem a bit more in line with the term "evil", than does the creation of a new party.
Dokomos loyalty has been proven by his actions, as has yours, as has your parties...