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Day 1,394, 14:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322

Dry your eyes, Wales and South-West England. As they say, theres no use crying over spilt Canadains, who obviously still held a grudge over us from when we attempted to conquer them under jamesw. So when Irish went away crying to their mother, EDEN, it was only going to be the chance that Canada has wanted for so long. This Grudge is a weird one, seeing as how they decided to attack now when there are on-going wars with Japan and USA which are still very active. Canada, you mad?


"You Mad?"

Although the tactics are working. I say, to combat these attacks we go all out and go for the Canada attack. Like a counter style. I would make a great prime-minister. Maybe someday. Anyhow, yes, we should attack Canada in the land of Newfoundland. That will upset them and show them why not to stir our nest. Those bunch of elk-riding, syrup drinking ...


People say you should know your enemy, but this guy is just strange. Typical Canadaian.

On another note, I find Mike Bane's comments to the people of eIreland hilarious. In an article entitled "An important message to the people of Eire", he writes "Conquer the day, fight for Eire! Have a nice day." But wait, I thought it has been established that their are only five Irish people who actually fight. Surely this message should be in Croatian?


Typical Irish army

I have now been informed that the Irish are attacking West Midlands. I think that means that they are having another attempt at the whole London...again. When will they ever give up? Tut tut tut...