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Day 827, 11:47 • Published in Romania Romania • by MoonlightShadow

There are several questions for which I don't have an answer, questions like “why is the night sky dark?”..uhmm, actually I do have an answer for this, the night sky is dark instead of much brighter than the surface of the Sun, as it should according to the number of stars out there, because the multiverse has a finite age, and the light from far, far away haven't got the chance to reach us, bla bla...OK, dunno why women weight completely different compared to men the need for affection and offered attention, but I do know that eRepublik is a better place to live. Better compared to what? Compared to a boring movie, for example this one [insert movie title here, no bias allowed]

Why?

Because..

You can fire people everyday. Just like that.. no long and costly trial trying to prove your disobedience of the Human Rights involved. You don't like his name? Out! He seems pretty round and fat? Out! He's sick today? What an offense!

There are virtually no women here. The few of them who exist officially, god knows what really are, unofficially. And a world populated by men should be a better world.. after all, this is an ancestral dream, bones proved that the first male-monkeys to have ever walked the world tried hard to hold all the females exclusively inside an African reservation. They failed.

Some are lucky enough to experience life after death. Something which most likely you won't be able to experience anywhere else, assuming that there are no ghosts inside our bodies. How would it be to see yourself being laid down (dead sense)? Surfing through your entire previous life? Bring back warm memories? If you wanna try, contact me.

You can fight right now in Europe, a couple of minutes later in Asia, still later on in America, and if you really are some kind of war maniac could end the 15 minutes of war in Africa. Tell me one person in real-life who can do that. Excluding Chuck Norris, of course, we all know he's nowhere near an ordinary human being.

You can taste the sweet feeling of being a politician that promises many things, does nothing for the country and it is paid for this nothingness. I mean, c`mon, we see them everyday on TV, talking, debating, meanwhile fulfilling only their own interests. And if it is an Romanian politician, even sleeping all day long at the “office” in the best case scenario, or reading porn magazines (with one hand) in the worst one. How cool would that be? Try it out, you only need a couple of friends willing to vote you. Or your lovingly brothers.

You can also be a journalist, which most likely you are not and will never be in RL. This is where we can say “Houston, we have a problem”, because personally I tend to read (at least starting to, before the spam-protection mechanism inside my brain activates) tens of articles about whatever celebrity's dog which received a hair-cut from another celebrity of the hair-styling field. Nevertheless, the opportunity to write articles is pretty cool.

Anyway, I'm still stuck to another question: why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe to become a headless one :-??