[Indonesia Citizen Series] Oh God, Please Bestow Upon me a Lovely eWidow!

Day 566, 06:30 • Published in Indonesia Indonesia • by Wonder Forward

This is a translated article, authored by ivan_torada for Lilinugoho former Ministry of Social Welfare and Happiness in Indonesia.

Picture subtitle: "Where are thou, my future ehubby"


This article is presented for Lilinugoho, a fine citizen in erepublik Indonesia which was born just a few days apart from my birth day..

His dedication to eIndonesia is remarkable, from being an absent-keeper for military roll call, military bench call, and general mobilization in eIndonesia Army (ABeRI) till he became the commandant of BAJA division. He did it with great prowess to eMother Earth.

Albeit that, he also became the youngest and cutest boy ever become a presidential candidate, the greatest and model-newbie, also continued with his career and service as the deputy of Social Ministry, then he became the Minister of Social Welfare, dedicating himself for the betterment of eIndonesian newbies and their happiness ever after.

But alas oh alas... his dedication and selfless service for eIndonesia can't help him in romance and love. Many times had he tried to propose to a lady, but it seemed his effort still fruitless.

Seeing my soul-friend's predicament, I (eich) decide to go travel to the Land of Carpets, alias Turkey to find a Turkish girl who wants to be bethrothed to lilinugoho.Unfortunately, the TO Congress attack by matzablay made my mission crashed and burned.

Ich didn't give up, then ich tried to go to Brazil, in hope to get a girl or ... if all goes down, we can have an eWidow that can be brought to eIndonesia and handed to my friend lilinugoho. But this mission is also a failure, since the eWidow in Brazil had been hogged by Ronaldinho. 😣

Today, ich read a news in one of my mate KuBu...
He sai😛
"TIDDAAKKK jangan menyerah dulu lilinugoho"

"NOOOOO DON'T GIVE UP lilinugoho!"

Ich just plea for all eIndonesia and all worldlings, let's we shout and clamor, stick the drums, bang the pans, and shout :

"oh Tuhan tolonglah aku, beri aku eJanda untuk kuberikan kepada lilinugoho, kasihanilah lilinugoho"

"O God, please help me, answer my pray, give me an eWidow for me to hand it to lilinugoho, please have mercy, pity to lilinugoho."

May with this shout we can move a heart of an e-Widow so she/he will accept lilinugoho as he really is, with no condition.

Let's all shout and pray!

You have been given so many links on lilinugoho profile.
Do not waste chance in dialling lilinugoho for eWidow's prospectus contact and profile.
His profile and wish are not subject of jokes, lilinugoho is dead serious.
Btw, we have cited lilinugoho's link for so many times.
Those who knew how much we cited lilinugoho's link, that's how many times we must pray for lilinugoho's success!
Hail who's be the wife of lilinugoho!