[In the Nutshell] Slothen for congress
Slothen
Hello, fellow eFilipinos. It is that time of the month again, it's time for another congress elections! I am glad to see how people actually get enthusiastic about congress elections. Lets make the ePhilippines flourish!
I haven't made a congress manifesto for a while, because there haven't been much of competition lately, but now that we are having so many candidates I am more than happy to throw my hat in the ring. Remember to vote people who you really trust don't let this country to be taken over. And who am I to say that? I am Slothen, and I am here to help you.
Slothen
-2 terms in the Filipino congress
-current ambassador to eMalaysia
-current deputy of National Intelligence Coordinating Agency
-former sergeant of the Home Guard
-former eBritish battle monkey
I used to be a citizen of the eUK, but I came here two months ago to help to rebuild the ePhilippines. And since then I have been here. Several times it has crossed my mind to move away, but I have never had reason to do that. I'm in love with this nation. People are friendly, everybody is working together and there is always work to do. I want to continue as a congressman.
Good to see that we have so many new people running this time. We always need fresh blood, but it is also good to have experieced people ruling this country. We need to 'recycle' our congressmen. Vote for recycling! Vote for experience! Vote for Slothen!
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SLOTHEEEEEEEN SLOTHEEEEEEEN. RADIOACTIVE SLOTHEEEEEEEEN [Posted this on previous article, not realising it wasn't this months 😛]
I hereby endorse Slothen as an official candidate of the PFF-FPM-KMP-CPP Coalition.
He's been with us for quite some time now. He currently serves the country as the Deputy Director-General of the National Intelligence Coordinating Agency, our very own intel organization. (That's why he's pretty quiet. He's a spy.)
He deserves your vote in Congress! Go, Slothen!
-FPM Party President
P.S. "Vote for recycling! Vote for experience! Vote for Slothen!" - best campaign slogan I've seen since BBB's presidential "I wrote a manifesto but lost it and I cba to write it again" manifesto. XD