[IDN]Indonesian Resorts Open for the American Tourists

Day 641, 09:44 • Published in Indonesia China • by mihail.cazacu

Russia's refusal to abide by the negotiated peace treaty is a blessing in disguise. The number of Americans under Russian occupation was negligible before the fall of New Jersey. Now it amounts to more than 3000.

That is 3000 angry Americans with access to the Russian labor market. All the Russian companies are now theirs to sabotage. But hey, let’s not forget about the 3000 Americans under Indonesian occupation (mainly in California and Texas)! You guys have the Indonesian companies bent over and waiting for you!

All you have to do is to work with less than 40 wellness. Of course you will be fired. Which means the next day you can chose another Indonesian company to screw.
Since the US is in the current situation because most of the American players failed to understand the game mechanics, here's a detailed explanation of what to do and why.

1. The best thing which can happen to the US is to be completely overrun
Once a country is completely occupied she preserves her alliances intact but all the alliances against her disappear. So for now keep this in min😛 the quicker US is overrun, the faster it would bounce back through a successful RW.

That being said here's a step-by-step guide on how to sabotage the Indonesian economy:

1. Make sure you always work with a wellness under 50. The best way to get your wellness below 50 is of course to...fight alongside Indonesia. As explained above, the sooner the whole US is overrun the better. So "helping" PEACE take the remaining US states is the best thing to do. The Spaniards did exactly that and the next day they were back on the map. And from then on they kick French ass a province at a time.

2. Once your wellness is below 50 go and Train. Training increases your Strength which ensures an increased damage during the Resistance War. Training also further lowers your wellness by one point so you can be even less productive when working for the Indonesian-owned companies. The less productive you are the more money they lose 😉

3. Now that your wellness has reached the lowest point, find the best paid job you can get. Make sure you get hired by a Indonesian-owned or Hungarian-owned or Russian-owned company. You want to screw the Indonesians or the PEACE companies, not your own. Work immediately after applying for the job. The reason is simple: once the boss sees your wellness level and citizenship you will be fired anyway. So work before he can find that out. You make money while screwing him.

4. The next day you'll be unemployed. Train and then look for another Indonesian to screw. Save all the money to buy a plane ticket to one of the Indonesian provinces which have a Q5 hospital. The Indonesian provinces of Java or Kalimantan are among those with Q5 hospitals. As soon as you get the ticket move there. By doing this you kill 4 birds with a single stone:

- you lower the number of citizens in that Indonesian-occupied American state. Since the cost of starting a Resistance war is 50 gold + 25% of the population of the state, by moving away you lower the cost of liberating the American soil;

- you lower the wall defending that province. The mechanics of the game make each person in a state contribute with 150 defense points to the wall. By moving away you lower the wall by 150 point, making it easier for the Resistance War to succeed;

- you are still in Indonesia, so you can still fight for the liberation of ALL the American states under Indonesian occupation while sabotaging the Indonesian economy. Just remember always to fight for the RED team in any liberation war.

- since you are now in a region with a Q5 hospital you can recover your wellness in order to inflict more damage during the resistance wars. Once you have arrived in Java and a Resistance War has started you should fight once, train, go to the hospital, recover your wellness, return to the battlefield and fight 4 times more. This way you cause more damage to the defenders (the GREEN team) because you fight with increased wellness and increased strength (because you have trained). After fighting 4 times your wellness is again below 50 so you can look for another Indonesian company to screw.

5. From this moment on all the money you make taking the Indonesians from behind should be invested as following:
- first buy 1 plane ticket. At some point the American government would require you to return to the States. You don't know when that order would come so be prepared;
- with the rest of your savings buy weapons so when you fight against Indonesia in those Resistance Wars they would get a taste of being on the other side of the Kalashnikov.


Something else: we the Romanians have since long had our ways with the Indonesians perfecting the techniques described in this article. Therefore you may find their back doors a little bit unhinged. That should only make your entry a little easier (on their labor market, of course!) . And don’t worry if you don’t find lubricant, they’ve learned to enjoy it rough.

Have fun! Play smart and the USA will prevail!