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"I'm Kukki, GOD of Cookies, Vote for me"

Day 673, 12:50 • Published in Japan Japan

• by Ciacho

Hello.

My IRC name is Kukki and in fact i come from Poland. eJap congressman for LOOOOONG time. Why to vote for me?
- I have no dumb ideas
- Im good for eJapan
- I have free cookies
- You don't vote for me, you're cursed and you have no cookies

Ok, Maybe more seriously. Like most of all of you i hate writing congress Manifesto. Propably you are the only person who is reading it. Every presentation comes to "Im Good for x Country. Vote for Me". So seriously... Is it realy worth to write it? As a congressman you can't do that much as you think.
That's my... 5 or 6th congress term. I think im the person who is worth voting for. I've never did anything bad for our homeland. Always tried to help (Sometimes i failed...) So... Here, it's my elections poster used since my first elections (Remember Akki? You had a free cookie!)

Comments

Walorm Day 673, 12:56

PEACE propaganda.

Hitoshi Makoto Day 673, 16:52

I love the irony, or are you just stupid?

'I don't have dumb ideas' almost immediately followed by 'I have cookies'

Then you make the 'dumb' idea of attacking everyone else's nonexistent (as in almost nobody uses this method, and if they do they are being professional) platforms. I would honestly forego democracy, were you the sole candidate for congress. Note that.

Minakami Suoh Day 674, 08:16

Voted. (yesterday, actually.)

Hitoshi, stfu. You don't look smart, honestly - and your loose tongue and the stick that's up your ass obviously proves you have masturbation problems.

Once you finally release, learn to relax. Kay? Cool.

Glxblt Day 674, 08:25

I agree with Hitoshi. Rather than having devoted, friendly and active citizens with good intentions run for congress on facetious manifestos, it's much better to let gold diggers, inactives, PTO:ers and people who never say anything at all neither in the media nor on the forum get a spot. I'm with you 100% on this, Makoto!

Zekrag Day 674, 09:21

Agreed.

Kideshi Kiryo Day 674, 13:11

ano baka ...

Tanaka Fujimori Day 674, 13:35

Good luck.

AngryGerbil Day 674, 18:33

I'd consider 5th or 6th term to be a negative on a resume in this country right now. But good luck.

Kirito 77 Day 674, 20:25

You have a terrible sense of humor, though. No vote for you.

roland_up Day 674, 21:24

Well, at least I would have a "cookie". What would I get from the otherwise lack of any solutions, and endless consultations from other politicians?

Voted!

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