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How Lucky CAN One Guy Be?

Day 848, 08:43 • Published in USA USA

• by Blue Holt

I kissed her and she kissed me ~

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

If you're not too familiar with the tradition, it goes a little like this:

Every St. Patrick's Day, we common folk must possess one of two things:
1.) You MUST be of Irish descent. ( I'm 25% \o/ )
2.) If you are not of Irish descent, you MUST wear the color GREEN.

We're not entirely sure why this is. All we know is that if one does not comply, you WILL get molested by this man in a dark alley.

But don't stress! The "Luck" of the Irish saves all who take precaution!
NOW DRINK UNTIL YOUR LIVERS RESEMBLE MY GRANDMOTHER'S FACE!

Sic Itur Ad Astra

Comments

Blue Holt Day 848, 08:43

Come to think of it, do you have to be full Irish?

Aaah, who cares. Let's get plastered.

Bristel Akina Day 848, 08:58

Éire go brách!

Quanah Parker Day 848, 09:00

Happy St. Paddy's Day! I'm not Irish, but I've been told I taste like it.

At some point this evening, I'll be raising a glass to all my Erep friends. Slainte!

Boobuhkarr Washington Day 848, 09:19

"We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight." --The Dropkick Murphys

PigInZen Day 848, 09:19

Voted. I'm 1/4 Irish.

Anyonymous Day 848, 09:35

Over 50% Irish \o/

Seamus Harper Day 848, 09:41

That is one scary leprechaun...makes me want a drink!

Charmader95 Day 848, 10:33

I'm 1/8th Irish!
And I'm wearing green.
And my avatar is partially green (green Pi symbol).

I win.

Jamarcus Day 848, 11:09

I'm part German.
Does that count?
Hmmmm...close enough for me.

Gildorg Day 848, 12:40

I have some Mick blood in me!

Happy Saint Paddy's Day!

Keltonion Day 848, 13:38

I'm some part Irish. Me mum is a leprechaun.

Exalted Day 848, 16:02

"Every St. Patrick's Day, we common folk must possess one of two things:
1.) You MUST be of Irish descent. ( I'm 25% \o/ )
2.) If you are not of Irish descent, you MUST wear the color GREEN."
______________________________________
Dear Blue Holt,

I'm 1/8th Irish. With freckles and copper in my brown hair when the light hits it. And pale. Despite this my girlfriend insists on pinching me if I don't wear green. I've even showed her my unchanged briefs, the inside of my nose, and my Vulcan blood but the girl will not relent. No green clothes mean pinching until I wear them.

The luck of the Irish is not with me. Please help.