[Glove] Who Are You?

Day 1,506, 11:57 • Published in USA Indonesia • by Gagon The Great Cajeta Lover


You are all here for a reason. I aim to understand why. Who are you? Certainly, it is not because of the outstanding changes the admins have made. So I have broken down the following types of personalities into categories into which you may identify yourself with:

The Soldier
You play everyday because you get an orgasm each time you click the Fight button. You do not even bother to check the right orders sometimes, you just fight where you feel you are needed. When you do check the orders, it is simply because you have to in order to get supplies from your MU. Winning battles is very important to you, and you get upset when you lose your virtual battle.

The Economist
You don't care about writing articles or winning battles so much, but you love money. You try your best to make sense of the eWorld's economy despite it have little to no sense in general. You hoard your money in hopes that someday it will become useful, and further your personal agenda.

The Writer
You like to write. When you write, you feel that you are in effect changing the public's opinion and shaping the world around you. You lust for more subscriptions and votes. Sometimes you put lots of effort into your writing and you love to see your articles at the top of the media. You especially love when people shout your articles.

The Politician
You live to be a career politician. You constantly bombard your community with campaign articles and boast of how great your party is in comparison to others. Improving and bolstering the ranks of your party and its control is all that matters to you, and sometimes you're willing to jeopardize whats best for the nation in order to further your party's goals. You cream your pants when you manage to snipe in a few more congressman just before the elections are over.

The Community
In real life you have trouble making friends. Maybe you have no friends in real life. Or maybe your eRepublik friends are better friends than your real ones. In either case, you've become emotionally attached to people on here, and you'd hate to leave them. You feel obligated to login everyday so you can talk to them and spend time together.

The Troll
You live to make other people upset. You love to see FYROMians shed tears and you giggle in excitement when tell Serbians Kosovo is Kosovo and that other people's nations suck because of X reason. In all likelihood you don't care about any of their real life problems, but you find it absolutely hilarious to see people cry like little girls. 'Tis the life of a troll. Sometimes you don't even read articles, you tell people you ate rice, or am gõt meme. You don't care if your post doesn't make sense, because lol @ the world.

The Dioist
You live to serve the one and only, God Emperor Dio Brando!

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The OldFgt
You've been the president, you've held several cabinet positions, you've been the campaign hero multiple times, you've lead large partys, you've been at the top position of the nation many times, but you don't care about the game anymore. You are around just because you can be, but don't particularly offer anything special to your community, you're just kind of, there. People respect you because of what you've done, so they consider you to still be important.

The Mark444
You are a troll at heart, but everyone loves you. You can be serious when you want to be, you are excellent at public relations, and you like to break tradition. You think outside of the box, but live inside the closet. Someday you will leave the closet and show the world who you truly are. And you are a really hairy dude.

The PigInZen
You think you're too complex to fit into one of my categories, so you say there isn't choices to pick from but don't get into detail so that you seem like an intelligent and hard-to-understand individual. But in reality, you are the same decaying compost heap as everyone else. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

So my loyal subscribers,

Who are you?


Regards,

Glove is Love