[GINGER] - Do you want a worthless president pt.5
Day 1,797, 07:40
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by DiamondHands
Vote for lcamero on November 5th!
Here is your Ginger fact of the day:
'The Egyptians regarded ginger hair as unlucky and had a ceremony in which they burned ginger maidens alive to wipe out the tint, but then look what happened to the Egyptians.'
"If elected president, I will create 10 jobs" - lcamero on job creation.
"I believe we asked them if they had any females available, and they brought us binders full of women" - lcamero on job equality.
"I think it is time we taxed the rich more... nevermind, this simple game doesn't support multiple tax levels" - lcamero on taxing the rich.
"I would be willing to offer bailout money to the weapons industry" - lcamero on saving the weapons industry.
"What if we started a program, that gave free money to citizens that do nothing. I think it would be a great incentive for them to do less. I would call it SLURP, short for the Sunshine, Lollipops, Unicorns and Rainbows Program." - lcamero on giving out free money to useless citizens.
"Yes, I would appoint a Minister of Misinformation." - lcamero on lying to the public.
"It is not the governments job to create jobs" - lcamero on job creation.
Now to start buggin other parties for their support. I want Novmeber to be a month we all remember.
*paid for by the Redheads Are Sexy party
"I'm lcamero, and I support this message" -lcamero on supporting this message.
Here is your Ginger fact of the day:
'The Egyptians regarded ginger hair as unlucky and had a ceremony in which they burned ginger maidens alive to wipe out the tint, but then look what happened to the Egyptians.'
"If elected president, I will create 10 jobs" - lcamero on job creation.
"I believe we asked them if they had any females available, and they brought us binders full of women" - lcamero on job equality.
"I think it is time we taxed the rich more... nevermind, this simple game doesn't support multiple tax levels" - lcamero on taxing the rich.
"I would be willing to offer bailout money to the weapons industry" - lcamero on saving the weapons industry.
"What if we started a program, that gave free money to citizens that do nothing. I think it would be a great incentive for them to do less. I would call it SLURP, short for the Sunshine, Lollipops, Unicorns and Rainbows Program." - lcamero on giving out free money to useless citizens.
"Yes, I would appoint a Minister of Misinformation." - lcamero on lying to the public.
"It is not the governments job to create jobs" - lcamero on job creation.
Now to start buggin other parties for their support. I want Novmeber to be a month we all remember.
*paid for by the Redheads Are Sexy party
"I'm lcamero, and I support this message" -lcamero on supporting this message.
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Can I be the Minister of Misinformation?
😁^ I promise to mess it up by telling the truth - most of the time.
You said you would create 10 jobs and then said it wasn't the governments responsibility to create jobs. Are you misinforming already?
P. Magee
You still have my vote.
I might be flip flopping on issue like a fish out of water... it seems to be working for Romney in the US, at leas to 50% of the population.