[Gali4PP] Reaching Meme Enlightenment

Day 2,701, 02:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Gali.


Welcome

Yes, it appears that in my lifetime pursuit of dank memes, I have reached the jackpot; in short, I have reached meme enlightenment.

In the wake of the most terrible disaster to ever have befallen the eUK, the nation needs a messiah, and as a great preacher of high-order dank mayamays, I believe that I am rather qualified.

The UKRP needs an energetic, strong-willed leader, and after...err...all these months of trying to get the party presidency, I know that I have both. I will listen to every party member, take part in discussions and debates, formulate the plans and ideas that the eUK is so desperately in need of. The eUK needs reform, and at the head of the party I will give them no less.



Manifesto of Memes

You know how it is, this is the fourth time of me running, coming a close second every time I've run. As such, I know exactly what I'm doing, so there'll be no cock-ups (hopefully) next month.


On media spam and domination

I will try to bring back the UKRP media 'spam'. I won't ask you to write too much, just so much as to spread awareness of the greatest party of all amongst the new players. This will bring more, valuable, new faces to an ever-expanding community.
Of course, I myself will be writing as many updates and entertaining UKRP articles as possible.

On fun and games

Both the Rise from the Ashes and Total War games appear to have stagnated. A new, UKRP total war tournament will be started. If Ad wants to administer that, then it's cool, but either way I'll make sure it keeps going.

Dave appears to have founded a new party raffle tradition. I like this idea, and will keep it going by supplying Dave with prizes, if need be, and generally helping him out.


On the UKRP Congress

Whilst Congress may not matter too much this term, due to the dictatorship, I will still make sure that we have the best Congress list in the country.
Again, the UKRP Congress will largely consist of experienced players, but I will make room for 1 new player, but only if they have already proven themselves to know what they're doing.

Again, I will not set up a party Congress mail or any new policies. This is because they both could potentially stump the famous creativity of our Congress members, and are kinda pointless in the modern eworld.

To get high up on the list, you'll need to send me an interesting story, past experience, meme, anything that you think I'll like.


On recruitment and activity

This term we have perhaps seen the most active and fun filled month in UKRP history. This, I believe, is largely due to a combination of behind the scenes action, from the core, most active section of the party, and the restless activity of every single party member. I will keep this going by not dropping anything that we did this term. I will continue the 'mini projects' which I set up last term. I will also continue the various party traditions that we've formed in recent months, like the raffle, end of party award n stuff.

I also believe that my plans to integrate our community with another party will keep up activity: new faces within communities generally have that effect.


On relations with other parties

Again, I'll be looking to improve relations with other parties, like WRP. Now is the time, in a dying eworld, to join with other communities to further expand and strengthen ours *and theirs too). This just means that I'll be looking to work something out with the WRP PP (hopefully AMD), like a members exchange thingy, designed to integrate our communities, and bring out the activity in both.

The resistance can be completed through an alliance of parties and MUs. Working out things with other party PPs is a good way to get this on the move.


The UKRP truly is the only choice to lead any resistance. We have close ties with major MUs; the commander of the Royal Navy is a UKRPer, many of the Dental Corps members are UKRPers (plus I'm fairly sure we are on good terms with ApronChef). We also have the collective funds, and the brains.

For a month, the genius minds that drive the UK Reform party, and indeed the nation's Congress, have been working tirelessly behind the scenes to produce feasible plans to better both the party, and the country.

The face of the resistance is not of a certain Keith Lemon , the face of royalty nor even badger stacking. The face of the resistance is a small band of UKRPers, with the banner of the nation flying high above their heads. We are the only people with a plan, so rally behind us and save the eUK.

Reform be comin', for reforming and reforming is the only way that we'll get out of this mess.




Thanks for reading, and remember to vote Gali pl0x!
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME




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