[FUN] Phoenix 0 - Romania 1

Day 756, 06:34 • Published in Romania United Kingdom • by Bilen

Hello this is your special sports reporter,

I am reporting from Istanbul, Turkey where the most special football game had place: Phoenix all star vs. the little country of Romania. The game was so special because all the guest team players got flue and the only available player was the goalkeeper. The opposite team the hosts were in full formation well equipped and ready to set a new goal record.

The Phoenix team’s formation was 4-4-2 with host country Turkey as a goalkeeper while the Romanian formation’s structure was just 1. The weather was just perfect for football and the atmosphere into the Phoenix team was very optimistic.

Min. 0, the referee started the game, all the players ran towards the opposite’s team field and start shooting but the Romanian player managed to keep the score sheet clean.
Min. 45. In the game break all Phoenix players were relaxed drinking beer and eating kebab while the Romanian goalkeeper was training and drinking redbull so that he can be ready for the next round.

Min. 88. The host team’s manager came back from the striptease club where he partied all match long with the club president, technical coach, medical stuff, youth team and reserves and he surprisingly saw that the score was still 0-0. He started shouting and cursing the players.

Min. 90 The Hungarian player, the midfielder came close to the goalkeeper and faked a fault. The referee bought the trick and issued a penalty for the home team. Turkish goalkeeper assumed responsibility and took the shoot but surprise!!! The ball went far away without putting the Romanian team into the danger but the host’s team gate was empty so Romanian player took a long shoot and SURPRISE, it was a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

Min. 91 The referee ended the match and the players started heading to the changing rooms but an ambuscade was created and Phoenix players start fighting among each other. Our ground reporter came close to the incident place and found out that the players were fighting to get Romanian player’s t-shirt and keep it as a souvenir to remind them of the EPIC FAIL they’ve participated.
I’ve made a picture of the scoreboard to remain for the eternity.

From the place EPIC VICTORIES happen, Romania, Istanbul you favorite sports reporter Bilen.




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