(France) A Generous Offer From Canada to PEACE

Day 636, 22:36 • Published in France Canada • by Augustus Baldwin


To: Hungary, Iran, France, the United Kingdom et al.
From: Canada
Re: A Generous Offer

Dear PEACE GC,

As you are probably already aware Canada continues to exist despite your best efforts. We don’t control all of our regions yet, but we regain more every day. We still control a High Oil region, one of only several not under PEACE control. We still control two High Wood regions, and we will shortly regain Alberta which contains High Wood and High Grain. At that point we will have regained 5 total regions, and will have access to more High quality resources than most PEACE members outside of Hungary and Indonesia. Your forces, with all your gold, damage points, and tricks have failed to defeat Canada. But that is not the most embarrassing part.

Canada has effectively trounced the United Kingdom in short order. Canada, a nation that just days ago did not exist, has defeated PEACE in 66% of the battles fought following your declaration of ‘Mission Accomplished’. A week ago the British trolls were asking, “What is Canada?” Well I can guarantee you that now they know. You don’t take a beating like that without recognizing the guy who administered it.

And we have all heard the excuses coming out of PEACE high command. You claim that these embarrassing defeats do not reflect on PEACE, as it was actually the United Kingdom who has been chased out of North America, and they are not real members of PEACE. You say that now, but what happens when the UK is defeated and we come for the Iranian occupied regions? What happens when we come for the French? What happens when all that is left are the Hungarians? Don’t let yourself be embarrassed like the United Kingdom, don’t become a laughing stock. Here is your choice:

You could waste your gold defending the Canadian regions you still hold. You might even win the first few battles. You can build your companies to exploit the High Diamonds and other resources. They may make you a few dollars in the interim. But sooner or later it is all coming to an end. We both know that your presence in North America is only temporary. Your forces will slowly be pushed out one by one by Canada and EDEN, just as the British have been continuously defeated despite frantic PEACE tanking.

Do not waste your gold, your time and your effort. Voluntarily abandon your partial occupation of Canada now and save yourself the time and embarrassment of being defeated by a lesser power. Hell, we will even return the gold we take from your treasuries when our resistance wars succeed. You defeated the Americans, good for you, they have surrendered. Unfortunately you will learn that Canada is a nation cut from a different cloth.

You will receive no gold payments from us. You will not be allowed to keep any of our regions. You do not have the strength necessary to singlehandedly defend your occupations from the combined forces of FORTIS-EDEN. You were strong as an alliance, but in occupation you are alone and weak.

So here is our offer. You’re going out of Canada one way or another; we are simply allowing you to choose how you want to go. You can walk out with your head held high, or we can throw you out one at a time.

Look at the British, look how they are mocked by even the Americans who this very day surrendered (Note: which in no way reflects on American marines or other fighters, only on the elected American government). Do you want to be remembered forever as the mighty alliance that could not even defeat Canada? Or do you want to cut your losses, take your victory over the Americans, and not have to live through the embarrassment that everyone knows is coming?

Think about it,

Canada