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[FED] Who Watches The Feds?

Day 2,462, 13:35 • Published in USA USA

• by wookyjack

WookyJack’s Journal. Day 2,462

I have ascended the throne of the Federalist Party. I now own ⅕ of the eUSA. By my side the Queen of HAMMERS sits, brooding, quietly in her high chair, pleased with victory. The clock antagonizes midnight. My crossbow rests in my left hand as my right hand pets my cat. With monies in tow I now have to expose the plans that have been set in place for this gob of political affiliates. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...and I'll look down, and whisper "P/H."

1 | The Federalist Party will now have a Public Briefing Room.

http://fedparty.forumotion.com/f55-public-briefing
This new area is so that Feds can become more active members within their party. Here a daily briefing will be held for the party so that members can become involved in the day to day operations. A post with the day’s date will be opened where any Federalist member can put their thought and insight into making this party even greater.

2 | No Fed Left Behind [NFLB] will be re-vamped by none other than our FedEx Director Kevin Sheridan. I am excited for these updates and enhancements!

3 | The eBabies that wander willingly into the massive chasm of politics will be presented with guides, wisdom and opportunity to grow by the the Prince of HAMMERS.

4 | Our Retention Department will seek out the ghosts of Federalist past while also creating fun contests and games to quench their lust for more.

5 | eUSA has full bonuses. This appeals to mercs who self supply. Why shouldn’t this be an opportunity to get these people to join us? Recruitment will also focus on mid to low tier MUs that may have fighters interested in joining shield for supplies as well as hopefully get eUSA cs.

Last, I am here to help as many people as I can and do the right, P/H thing. My duty is to watch over the Feds; I am your Proud and Horny Guardian.