[Fed] Fed Awards Vol. 5

Day 2,114, 20:37 • Published in USA USA • by Malarkey83


Hello America!

Welcome to the Fed Awards Show Vol. 5!

As I mentioned on the forum, this will be my last Fed Awards Show. The award program was created with the objective to highlight those who deserve some time in the spotlight and to have some fun. It's been truly an honor hosting them and giving you all something to look forward to monthly. I've witnessed some of you hope/pray/offer bribes to win these amazing awards and it makes the time and energy I spend all worthwhile. So, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate you all.

Each month we reward people in various categories based upon your voting. Here are the categories:

FED of Gol😛 The citizen that has done awesome work for the party.
Baby FED of Gol😛 The newest FED member that has done awesome work for the party.
Most P/H Fe😛 Who's lives and breathes this party more than anyone else?
Best post on Forum: Who's got the best?
Best Forum Avatar and Signature: The most P/H combination of pixels you've ever seen.
Craziest Fe😛 Self-explanatory
Nicest Fe😛 Who is the friendliest Fed you've ever talked to?
Most Fun Fed to talk to: Who just makes things fun and interesting?
Fed you would most like to get stuck in an elevator with: Who would you want to get stuck with for 4 hours and keep you entertained?
Lulz of the Month: The person that has made more laughs for the American people.
Journalist of the Moment: Every day we see a lot of new articles and new writers but who is the one that we all love? That is the one who deserve that prize.
Ajay Bruno Awar😛 The one who is negatively seen by most of community, the most controversial citizen of the month.

So without further ado, we bring you today’s host, Malarkey83.


Look how excited I am for the Fed Awards!

Now before we get started...I'd like to give out an honorary award to a very special Fed.

Mourning Star for the "Oldfag Fed that likes to post his accolades on the forum, get drunk and rant about old times on IRC" award.


Unfortunately, Mourning Star was unable to attend so he sent us this painting he had commissioned for this momentous occasion

Also, we have a special announcement from our PP, Tyler Buublar:

"Malarkey and Paul Proteus have been awarded the lifetime Fed Award in recognition of years of dedicated excellent service to the party. The Federalist Party will always hold them in the highest esteem."

On behalf of Paul and I, thank you Feds!





Fed of Gold
Winner Tyler Buublar

Notable Nominees: Paul Proteus and MelissaRose


Baby Fed of Gold
Winner Deonthe3rd

Notable Nominees: Blondeninja and Erik_Erebert


Most P/H Fed
Winner Jefferson Locke

Notable Nominees: AlexJ1890 and MelissaRose


Best post on the Forum
Winner Saraht0ga

Notable Nominees: Jefferson Locke and Blondeninja


Best Forum Avatar and Signature
Winner Talio Extremist

Notable Nominees: Texas_ironman93, Mikeypenny and Enterawesome


Craziest Fed
Winner Squantoo

Notable Nominees: Texas_ironman93 Enterawesome


Nicest Fed
Winner Malarkey83

Notable Nominees: Saraht0ga, Enterawesome and MelissaRose


Most Fun Fed to talk to
Winner EnterAwesome

Notable Nominees: MelissaRose, Josh Frost, Enterawesome and Mourning Star


Fed you would most like to get stuck in an elevator with
Winner Melissa Rose

Notable Nominees: Saraht0ga, Enterawesome, Fingerguns and JFrost


Lulz of the Month
Winner Derphoof

Notable Nominees: Tyler Buublar and Paul Proteus


Journalist of the Moment
Winner Bigcdizzle

Notable Nominees: Jefferson Locke and NewAzazel

And last, but certainly not least…(except in maybe the eyes of our voters)


Ajay Bruno Award
Winner Oblige and Valiant Thor

Notable Nominee: RGR