[ex-eJCP] From the Desk of a Villain

Day 1,477, 19:45 • Published in Japan USA • by Kaige X

I used "ex-eJCP" in the article title, since I'm now the former president. I'm clever.


I want to congratulate Fruitcommando on becoming the newest president of eJapan. I know many people don't like him, but he's worked hard for this country. Its only fair that this nation rewards diligent members of its society with the highest honors. We also do our best to put the effort into making sure responsible people take office. Fruit has contributed a lot to keeping eJapan alive, and deserves praise for it. You might not like him, but he's done good for you.



As to why people wanted Lyuline? You make no sense if you're serious. Lyuline has failed at every position she's been appointed, and afk'd through most of them. Explain this to me as well: how is it that someone who failed to get into Congress this month with a total of 3 votes, suddenly develops 92 when they run for president? You figure that one out. Maybe she should have turned her friend-invite exploit script back on. Oh wait, that's a bannable offense in this game.




Recently, an article was made by Isotrk ranting about some bank theft nonsense. I'll explain what the real story is, and you can put your minds at ease.

For some time, the higher government of this country has essentially been revolving around the same people. The truth of the matter is, most eJapan citizens are lazy and just want to get through their daily nonsense without any concerns. So the same responsible people pretty much have been "running things" for a long time. It wasn't a job they stole or forced on the country, it was one they accepted because most people don't give a damn about keeping this nation alive.

Why do I tell you this? Because secrets are kept at this level, one of them being some of the transactions with the bank.

You see, we all remember that a while back the admins changed it where donations are limited. Because of that, most of the handling of money between two people became difficult. On top of that, the admins began to take up the cause of banning people even by false accusations from people who bought gold. You buy gold, you can call people exploiters and possibly get them screwed. So the key is to donate money through the National Treasury, because admins won't mess with it. Your money goes through the soap, and comes out clean into the National Bank of Japan, where it gets handed off to who is supposed to receive it.

A lot of times, eJapan benefitted from some sort of cut of that money, so it was possible for us to get some sort of income despite how terrible our tax growth. Our taxes aren't enough. We don't have a lot of business and tons of foreigners have our currency. We don't make a lot of money, and we haven't for a long time.

Usually, this handling of the money was never large. It was only small amounts between a few people so it was never a big deal.

However...




Last month, a friend of ours got into trouble.

South Korea was not only conquered, but occupied through the congressional elections. The problem is that their own money can't be donated to their national bank org. They have no congress. Presidents cannot make donation proposals.

So how does Korea survive? They work through our market and currency. A lot of experienced SKers were originally from eJapan, and some have still remained here. Working together, they are trying to keep their country going and supply the new players they've been getting lately. How do you expect to do that without money?

A lot of that money...wasn't ours. I said it earlier, we don't get a lot from taxes. The economy is broke as hell because of the admins. Where do you think a couple hundred gold and thousands of JPY come from in just one day? Did you all think magical elves dumped their hard-earned cash from making shoes late at night? Did the money tree shed its currency leaves?

No. It was put there by other people. Unfortunately it was a lot being put there in a short time because of the sudden conquering of South Korea.

It wouldn't have been a big deal if not for Isotrk and his iNCi pals making a big fiasco of nothing.





That's part of the problem, though. Last month I swear I got spammed by multiple members of iNCi-Japan who wanted me to pick fights with other countries just to give them wars, give them supplies to fight, tell me to fight for Cyprus no matter what, or just being obnoxious.

However, these aren't your typical iNCi members, they're just wearing the tag and acting like little kids. They have no respect for anyone, yet get offended when no one gives them any respect. These aren't owls my friends, these are pigeons. Owls are wise and patient. Pigeons are a nuisance and sh*t up the place.

These aren't real iNCi, they're fakes - they threaten us with PTOs while saying they're not a PTO, they want to be a peaceful nation yet start wars with neighbors for training, they say they want to join us yet tell us to join or Eden/Terra or else, they want respect but then come into our IRC and behave like racists and bigots.

No one wants people like that around. Go home, if you even have one. Maybe they don't want you either. We didn't ask you to come here, only a couple people did and they aren't part of this community. You came here because a couple of outcasts lied to you about us and now blame us because we're not the country you want us to be.

Yeah well...f*ck off. No one cares what you think.





To the rest of Japan, it was a pleasure. You guys did a great job of helping me keep this country on the map. Its a tough job, but I knew I could depend on you. I'm thankful for the cabinet I had and the friends around me who made this job a lot easier the last 2 months than I expected.

Maybe we'll do it again some time...or not. Probably not. hehe


Take care.

-Kaige
Previous CP of eJapan (October 6th 2011 - December 5 2011)