[eUS Interior] Want Free Food? Details Inside!

Day 1,216, 13:34 • Published in USA USA • by jerseygirldani


Hello again, my lovelies ♥



I’m coming to you today as second-in-command of the Department of the Interior, with a brand spankin’ new program that I’m super excited to be heading up. It will be called.... drumroll please....

bewbs 4 newbs.

Some of you may remember the old Meals on Wheels program... well, consider this Meals on Wheels with a titillating twist 😉 In essence, your job is to make my day a little more exciting by posting sexy pics, and in return I will reward you with food.

Here are the rules and regs, which are subject to change based purely on my whims.

RULES:
Starting this afternoon, I’ll be opening this thread to the public.
--- Every US citizen can post ONE sexy pic per day (guys or girls, I’m not picky, just no nudity, we have kids here!), along with a link to your profile.
--- Level 20 or under? You’ll be sent 90 health. Over level 20? You’ll be sent 60 health.
--- Those of you with more than 5 companies will NOT be sent food *unless* you win Sexy Pic of the Day. (We’re really trying to help encourage the newbies with this program)

Sexy Pic of the Day
--- Yes, every day I’ll be choosing what I deem to be the sexiest pic submitted that day (hint - Ashley Greene is a personal favorite of mine).
--- Whoever wins Sexy Pic of the Day will be sent an additional 60 food, 2 q5 tanks, and maybe even a cuddly pink hug from me 😛

For the time being, my incredibly generous eHusband, CRoy, will be personally sponsoring this program while we evaluate interest/usefulness/cost/etc. So, be sure to send him a nice thank you note! 🙂


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Love and kisses,
♥jerseygirldani♥
vDoI