[eUS Interior] Get Free MTs here!

Day 1,241, 21:25 • Published in USA USA • by jerseygirldani



Hello to all my fellow eUS citizens ♥

As I wrote in my most recent article, my great state of New Jersey has recently been turned into Canadaland. My old neighbors went to sleep in America, but woke up suddenly surrounded by hockey players and maple syrup. Other Americans will be woken up by salsa dancing music, and others still will be force-fed tacos for breakfast. Basically, what I’m saying, is we’ve got 3 invading countries and 1 region-swapping country taking over our states. Some of you may be logging into the game only to find yourself stuck in one of these captured regions, with no local currency in your pockets.

Want to get out of Spain/loland/Canadaland/Mexicoland?? The Department of the Interior is offering free tickets for Interior Airlines to any stranded citizens who need help getting back to the US.

Fill out this form here and the DoI will be sure to send you tickets and instructions on getting back to the US. Please follow these directions carefully.


Additionally, if you would like to join the fight and help save the nation, you’ve got a ton of options.

1. Join the national military or one of our militias - there are plenty to choose from!

* Join the US Armed Forces - Click here to apply
* Join the UltraMarines - Click here to apply
* Join Seal Team 6 - Click here to apply
* Join Easy Company (EZC) - Click here to apply
* Join the Training Corps - Click here to apply
* Join the Airborne - Click here to apply



2. Don’t want to enlist? No problem - you can still get food daily that will help you to get in lots of extra fights!

* Arm America will send you food if you are under level 21 and a civilian (you are NOT part of the military or a militia) - simply fill out the form here and get 300 health. Some days AA does IRC distribution in #defense - when that happens, you can even get some weapons in addition to food!

* New player? Need some food quick to get your wellness back up? Meals on Wheels can help.1. Fill out form. 2. Get food. 3. ??? 4. FIGHT!!!

* Like scantily-clad women (or even men)? Post your favorite photo here on the eUS national forum and receive free food! Your photo will also be entered into the Pic of the Day contest! Hot photos AND free food?! How is this anything except a great deal? 🙂



3. Make sure you are subscribed and reading the DoD orders every day! Some battles we want to win, and some we want to lose - trust me, it gets confusing! Read the DoD and be sure that you’re putting down your damage in the battles we want to WIN.


Phew! Today has been a long day and I’m exhausted! I need a nap!



Hope this information helps those of you in these crazy confusing invasion days! If you have any other questions or need any other help, y’all know where to find me! 🙂


love and kisses,
jerseygirldani♥
Vice Secretary of the Interior