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[eUK Poem] UK News in Haikus

Day 2,943, 09:50 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Rob the Bruce

~~I totally didn't steal this idea from a youtuber and this totally isn't because I can't rhyme at all~~

For those that don't understand the concept of a Haiku, basically the first line has 5 syllables, second line has 7, third line 5 again. That's it. They're pretty short, so I'll put a few together in a sort of Mega-Haiku, summing up some of the recent news we've had in the eUK

1.
Neil Lewis Inquires
Nifty is some bad people
Wait what the hell tho

2.
AMD's CP
Popovic did not get votes
Voters, you have failed

3.
New alliance formed
Why's the logo not the dog?
Worst alliance yet.

4.
Scarfar's new MU
Spectre Command is a thing
Does anyone care?

4.
This article needs
Necessary T-Swiz one
Well... here it is

5.
Kant's done a poem
It's quite good I'll give him that
ha JK it's crap

K I'm out of steam...
Hold on that's 5 syllables
L-M-F-A-O

Right that one was legitimately an accident I'm defo finished now.

Plz endorse I need money for things.

-Rob the Bruce