[eUK Poem] ESO Ultimate Showdown!

Day 2,940, 09:17 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Jimmy Savile

So, ESO have been talking about making a rap album thingy for a while now so hopefully this remix song can be the headline of the album if it ever does get made!

Original song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

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Old CC was hoppin' around
Made ESO his big playground
When suddenly scarfar burst from the shade
And hit CC with a Dragon Grenade
CC got pissed and began to attack
But he didn't expect to be blocked by Dan
Who proceeded to tell his Danndydan jokes
When Voodoomike came out of the blue
And he started Pinning needles up Tikhorea's rear
Then they both got flattened by the Dragon-mobile
But before it could make it back to the Dragon-cave
RodneyMcKay popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Scarfar away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of Bullets and he ran away
Because Mr Cherry came to save the day
This is the ESO Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and dank memes... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ESO Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
CC took a bite out of man kind
Like MIK took a bite out of lime
And then Dan came back commited to attack
But SirMorton jumped out and landed on his back
And Scarfar was injured, and trying to get steady
When RodneyMcKay came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Chaos took him out with his whip
Then he saw CC sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Scarfar stole it and he shot and he missed
And SirMorton deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While RodneyMcKay tried to pole vault
Onto Popovic, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Daffyd Thomas’ Stare, ohhh…
This is the ESO Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and dank memes... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ESO Showdown...
The angels sang out... in immaculate chorus
And down from the heavens... descended Jimmy Savile
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Chaos
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Scarfar changed back into Prince Harry.
But Jimmy saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Scarfar's head in between his thighs
Then Adastros the original and Addaway the second and
Writer of "Viking's World" Gali and
WookieO and Frixios of the Clyde and
MS10EL and Sluagh
Sambo112, Sambo223, Sambo911, and Sambo333
Rob the Bruce, FightAndProduce, Kapten Johnson
Billy Randall and Snugglepussington,
NigelFarage, RealAleTime, Fataliix, and Hail Astrid
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Jimmy Savile's in his Pedo ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With TUP looking on total awe
[Basically Nifty]
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Cherry in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ESO Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and dank memes... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ESO Showdown...
This is the ESO Showdown...
This is the ESO Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny