[ESO] We Make Voting Hip
Elle Roslin
Well folks, it's election season again.....we have way too many of these don't we?
Over here in ESO we've been workin' up a bumper crop of candidates for your voting pleasure. They sing, they dance, they'll even do the dishes for the right compensation!
So without further ado, let's take a peek at some of this month's runners:
The Three Musketeers
Here we have some real UK heroes - they're grizzled, elderly, and pack a mean punch in a fight. Did I mention that they are some of the biggest hitters the UK has around? Our swashbuckling heroes include Emergy Maxfell, SirMorton, and Rednoahl! (your pick on who is Goofy)
Respectively, they are running as follows:
West Midlands - Emergy Maxfell
Northern Ireland - Rednoahl
London - SirMorton
Next up, we have his Tigeriness
This of course refers to our resident Tiger expert, Daeres! A former 2-time PP of ESO, and CP of the UK, he's known to enjoy Renaissance literature, bagged milk, and romps in the countryside.
Vote Daeres in the Northwest of England!
While we're on the topic of animals, let me introduce you to Stockyrocky
He's wily, funny, and yes, even a bit nutty! Stocky has been a loyal member of ESO, the 1st Legion, and now the Rampant MU.
Vote Stockyrocky310597 in Yorkshire & Humberside!
Now we have our own personal Spaniard, Juracan!
Stereotypical? Maybe - but he can pull off the cape!
Juracan has been a member of the UK's armed forces for a very long time. He is a dedicated ESO member, and quite the romantic.
Ladies, feel free to send him your number. PERTAMAX!!!! This month,
Vote Juracan in London!
Find yourself in East of England on the 25th? Why not vote for Michael Crookes?!
A hardworking former PP, MC is one of the friendliest and talented players the eUK has to offer. Now he just needs your vote!
Now folks, let's be real here. There aren't many ladies in the eUK. Even in ESO, the women often find themselves in positions like this:
Here we have Metalmicky999, Justice Boomticket, and Rawdon getting their groove on in heels. Note: This is representative of our
chat room 90% of the time.
Great guys, great legs! Let's show them some love on election day!
Metalmicky999 for Northeast of England!
Justice Boomticket for London!
Rawdon for Scotland!
Speaking of women, here's our first female candidate!
This month, Mittekemuis is running in Northeast of England. A wonderful person with a big heart, Mitte is one of the greatest assets to the eUK community!
That brings us to our newest candidate this month in Yorkshire and Humberside:
You will recognize Liam Charlesworth from his newspaper. He would appreciate your vote for Congress! You can check out his manifesto here: Liam's Manifesto!
Vote for Liam in Y&H!
Finally, that brings us to our current PP and myself:
Verily, Veruvia is a vivacious candidate. This month he is running to represent East Midlands!
If you are a resident of Wales, I would also appreciate your vote. Vote Elle Roslin in Wales!
Well folks, that's all.
Thanks for reading, and all of us at ESO thank you for your time, and hopefully your vote tomorrow!
Comments
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Fantastic article. Best of luck to all our candidates. \o/
Also, dibs on Goofy!! Ah-hyuck!
needs more diakun
I agree! You should run for congress Diakun!
MOAR Dia-kun \o/
What a line-up 🙂
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Great article!
Good luck to ESO candidates!
Nice!
Whoah, you discovered my long lost relative!?
we rock
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Awesomely Amazingly Superbly wrote, Tigers! Animals! Mitte! Representation, its a win win 😉
Very nice article - and I am listed! 🙂
Tho Roz yourself sould of been polished a bit moar...❤
ps. still wondering which one of the 3 am I