Join the new world

Hey all, you may remember my interactive story call "The Adventures of Sir Jimmy Savile". It was kinda popular and a few people liked it. Well now I've changed the theme 😃

The new theme is ESO and for the first book I'm going to be introducing all the main members of ESO (The ones who aren't two clicking). They will be deciding how they enter ESO and adding little events to make the story a comedy (Hopefully). Oh, and Bob and Curtis didn't get a say in the first chapter 😉 They are the only exceptions 😃

The second book will be a fully interactive book where everyone gets a vote on the outcome of each chapter. I'm still debating whether to write the 2nd book 1st person (Through the eyes of Sir Jimmy) or 3rd person.



Chapter 1 - Jimmy, Bob and Curtis



Sir Jimmy and Bob Bloggs where just kids, they were drinking J2O and hardcore Fruit Shoots at a bar in London. Drunk on their drinks, Jimmy and Bob started to stumble down the dark streets of London. This is when they saw a young and small, sexy, provocative and arousing cat. It looked lost, lonely and quite vulnerable, so out of pity (or drunkenness) Bob and Jimmy took the cat into their care and called him Curtis.



As the years went by the two boys and cat begun to grow up. The cat started to grow a bit too big, it towered over the other cats on the street. It was even bigger than most dogs. Jimmy and Bob thought they had found a mutant cat, but were disappointed when they found out it was only a cheetah.

Jimmy, Bob and Curtis were all in a field somewhere. Curtis was chewing on a horse it had just caught while Jimmy and Bob were taking shots of coke-a-cola through the eye. Bob turned to Jimmy and said “Man this sucks! I can’t even feel the buzz anymore”

“We need to start something new. Something that everyone can enjoy” Jimmy agreed, while taking another shot.

Curtis had finished his horse and laid on Jimmy’s lap. As Jimmy caressed Curtis’ silky fur, Curtis began to pur. For some reason if you listened to his purs for long enough, you could start to hear Taylor Swift songs. Maybe, just maybe, Curtis the cheetah likes Taylor Swift songs.



And like that, Jimmy, Bob and Curtis began their epic quest to make a community where everyone is accepted and can enjoy. They found an abandoned love shack called ESO and began the party there. People would come and go from ESO. Bob would tend to their needs with his special “services” while Jimmy would drink away all the money. Curtis would often hunt for food, but shared very little with Jimmy and Bob.