[ESO] A new term, A new PP + Free Food \o/

Day 3,195, 10:19 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Jimmy Savile

Now that the offer for free food has drawn you into this cleverly designed trap that can easily be avoided by scrolling down to the comments section and posting "Gib me my food". I'll be introducing my plans as PP of ESO.



So, first of all I'd like to thank Mr Cherry for running against me and trying his hardest to put up a good fight.

I may have exaggerated



Now, my plans for ESO this term are simple and easy ones to show off how good ESO is.

1, Get ESO in congress

2, Get us out of government

The reason behind this is ESO is a small group and can only really focus on one or the other. In my opinion we have been doing a pretty good job with the government aspect for a while now but I believe that it's time for us to return back to congress and remind them exactly how awesome we are.

Our congress is going to be tasked with making as much senseless noise as possible and achieving the highest vote attendance. Which we were very good at doing in the past. I will be going over with our congress group shortly to see what they want to achieve in congress. So far, I get the feeling the responses will be one/both of the following;

1, Change/Remove the current meta legislation (which ever is easiest)

2, Impeach the speaker (In the next article I will share their reason for this if any)

So we can expect a lot of fun and bickering in the next congress term.


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