[EL PRESIDENTE] NO NEs FOR SMALL COUNTRIES

Day 1,487, 10:40 Published in Japan Japan by Fruitcommando

hello friends, this is a quick notice about the mission.

the rewards are:
30 strength
3 bazookas

Japan will not be NEing anyone, there is absolutely no way we can NE anyone and not end up being wiped off the map. If you really want this mission done I suggest a citizenship change. If you propose dumb NE proposals you will be executed in the Fruitcommando court of justice and balance by warlord forester.

EDIT: To make up for the lack of war, I will be making a new national holiday! All glory to president Fruitcommando day! This marks the day eJapan was freed from oppression.

thank you.
-Der Kaiser FructeKommandante