[EDIT]THIS JUST IN: USAF IS THE WORST MU EVER
Day 1,772, 06:18
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by Emerick
Hello,
My name is Emerick. I've been a loyal and steadfast member of Rogue Squadron since our unit began. I've never physically shfifty on any of our comrades, murdered any of our comrades, or funned their mothers. Yet, yesterday, I was met with the rudest funning response from our command, as if I had done all three of those to every member of our unit at the exact same time.
Why?
I don't know.
Let me tell you what happened.
Dear Rogue Squadron Command,
I requested supplies yesterday. At 1293 on day 1772, I received said supplies. Several hours later (at least like funning eight) I requested my second batch of supplies.
GUESS WHAT I DIDN'T FUNNING GET THEM
Rogue Squadron Command,
Why.
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oh my 😑
Turns out the JCS and JCS Jr were right.
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL.
Give the man his cookies!
Feed the troll.
Rod Damon was right. All else is noise.
*Turns out the JCS and JCS Jr were right.*
*faints*
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH EMERICK
What did you do with the REAL emerick 🙂
😁 haha.. ikr
Feels like 2009, feels good
Like any good, b̶r̶a̶i̶n̶w̶a̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ patriotic American, I'm inclined to agree with this sentiment, regardless of content, due to those wonderful star-spangled banners.
yo fgt, write more articles : D
What is this I don't even...
"At 1293 on day 1772"
Needs corrected, since today is day 1772. Unless you are predicting the future. 😉
NO FURTHER EDITS ARE REQUIRED YOU TYRANT
Man, even the trolling in this country is going to shit.
"Man, even the trolling in this country is going to shit." x2 LOL
EMERICK IS POETRY (and Kosovo).
Why do most people miss that? Rage is mere rage. Emerick rage is poetry. If Emerick wrote a book of rage, I would buy that book.
"Man, even the trolling in this country is going to shit." x2 LOL x2 fucking USAF
I love the letter head.
VOTGASMIC
Fear the Baaa!