[EDEN]Sets Europe on Fire

Day 1,377, 11:41 • Published in Croatia Greece • by Greek Ministry of Health


Greetings dear leaves, The Voice is speaking.

Glorious days are coming. Our Brotherhood is showing its real worth on the battlefield once again. Leafs, walk proudly because you have showed that real friendship still exists in this game. Countries still sacrifice for each other, Armies still abandon their home posts and travel far and wide to fight for leafs who are really in need.

Velika Hrvatska, you have shut the mouths of those who claim that you fight only for your own survival, you have proved to The New World once again that you belong in the pantheon of nations.

eBulgaria, you have stood fearlessly against Serbia and FYROM. Your armies have fought valiantly for the greather good of the Brotherhood and in return it salutes you.

It is time we as a Brotherhood complete what we were one step short of only two months ago. Vojvodina is Croatia and the Pinkies will be once again wiped off the map of New World.

And now I will leave the stage to our former PR Manager, Wallachian who carries a special message to Serbia, full of loving and peace-making as usual of course.

Your EDEN PR,
Octavius Julius



Vojvodina je Hrvatska!

A while back we tried to take on a country which was playing with our beautiful cromatic Balkans. It`s the dreadful pinkies. You all know`em. Those who forgot check our previous article on the matter.
It`s somewhere at the bottom where unimportant news are usually placed.

The pinkies answer back then was somewhere along the lines:

- HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? WE ARE NOT PINK! WE ARE ORANGE!
- uhuh...

Back then the Pinkies were left with only one province, Vojvodina, from where with the help of their mastercards - yes along side their big mouths they also possess big wallets - they managed to turn the tide of battle.

- BLASPHEMY! The pinkies yell, ONLY EDEN USES MASTERCARDS!
- uhuh..

Anyway, now we went straight to the head of this Pink-disgusting nation --> Vojvodina. Our tanks crushed everything in their way drowning an entire country in blood and guts. Our superior military strategy and combat expertise reminded an entire world of what EDEN stood for a while back, and what EDEN can still do in the future. The iron cladded Guardians of EDEN are not done yet but waiting in the shades.

Anyway, this writing is less about the glory of EDEN as about the "glory" of the pinkies. Seeing their country attacked from 3 sides, by Croatia, Bulgaria and Romania and with the mobile support of all EDEN and TERRA, the pinkies decided to make a last stand.

First they called for help from their friends and unfortunately they got nONE. Second they camouflaged their tanks into something unlikely to draw attention:


... and did what they do best (when numbers are not everything and where strategy matters in erepublik)... they failed!

And now they look in discontent at their Pinknation getting smaller and smaller - Vojvodina tired of being pink joined Croatia, Transylvania went back to their rightful owner Romania, Dnipro went back to Ukraine and Brcko went back to BiH. Their invasion of Sofia represented another colossal defeat. Next are Siveria (attacked by Ukraine resistance), Federation of BiH (attacked by Bosnian resistance), Oltenia (attacked by Romanian resistance) and God knows where the Croatian war machine will decide to strike next.

Oh noes! What will the Pinkies do?

Wallachian



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