[EDEN] Saplings

Day 1,232, 03:55 • Published in Bulgaria Greece • by Greek Ministry of Health



I guess spring is here and nature turns green once more. The EDEN tree is growing richer each day passing. No, no new leaf for now.
However our Bulgarian brethren have experienced a baby boom for the past few days. We would like to congratulate them, and provide them with some very needed utensils for the war to come:

Q3 Air Rocket Launcher Diapers - to blast a hole through the enemy ranks

Q4 TNT-made Pacifiers - you chew and you spit and you watch the Turks burn



and last but not least

Q5 Craddle of Steel - for when you need some serious s*** to make a crater where there once were fellow human beings coughburnmarmaracough>

That being said, I want all Bulgarian babies to read this tutorial, to follow the orders of the Bulgarian Ministry of Defense and to kick some enemy butt!



All Hail Bulgaria!
All Hail EDEN!



Your EDEN PR Team bringing you more messages of loving and peace-making!

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