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[e/v/akistan] Koalas, Jakals, Batmen, Oh My!

Day 2,244, 19:05 Published in Pakistan USA by Dio Makso


Citizens of ePakistan,

So today I found this Article, as written by our very own Vivec.
~ I < 3 Kually. Vivec, meh, kill 'im on a side quest.

Anyway, in this article, I saw three delicious links in the comments:
http://pastebin.com/iVHcD2iJ
http://pastebin.com/hUsaFxDS
http://pastebin.com/1YAQxiD6
These are all Jakal/TheDarkKnight convos. Egads, publik disclosure! o_O

I spent so much time commenting, I thought, hey, let's just make an article instead! ^_^

Anyways, MYUZAK!
I started here, then finished here.



<The DarkKnight> FYROM is love
^ I concur with this part of the conversation/argument.
I have no opinion on the rest.
Carry on. ^ _ ^

<TheJakal> i dont expect this from my white friends

lolololololololololololol ^ _ ^

<The_DarkKnight> Aloha!

You da kine, brah? No aloha for you. ^_~

<Thejakal> than from the dioists
<Thejakal> you need Dio Maximus
<Thejakal> Max McFarland 3


Suddenly I has a sad. I thought DK just liked talking to me. My heart, it's broken. Now I have to wonder if our sweet, sweet dialogue was pure politikal calculation the entire time. Oh, woe and distress!

<The_DarkKnight> i got the croats
<The_DarkKnight> talked to cp
<The_DarkKnight> he set it as priority
<The_DarkKnight> ^ _ ^


If Kroatia luvs us, they should take Jammu & Kashmir from China to get Iron, then give us Iron from Andhra Pradesh. Also, they should give us Cattle from Madhya Pradesh. Ya know, if they really do love us. ;_;

<TheJakal> bulgaria wants to come into india

Zoiks! I < 3 (ish) Bulgaria, but 3 is a crowd.

<The_DarkKnight> they love me dude
<The_DarkKnight> i tanked like hell
<The_DarkKnight> for croatia


Suspicious Serbian Citizenship is Suspicious...
~ Makso Farlandic

<The_DarkKnight> ^_~

Somehow it's just not cute when you do it.
Mebbe becuz you don't smile in your avvie.
You should, like, be this Batman:


<TheJakal> [$ Talk]
<The_DarkKnight> [$ Talk]


Franky, this part just kinda shows Jakal being an impartial helpful/friendly guy & DK obscuring for the sake of obscuring. I haz a sad. This is the first part that makes me not like DK a little bit. Still, I like DK overall. I like both of them. Jakal just kinda wins this round. 10 POINTS FOR SLYTHERIN!

<TheJakal> balkan wars are very complicated
<TheJakal> and depending on which side you fight
<TheJakal> you get stuck on that side for a long time
<TheJakal> so i avoid


Truer words were never spoken. -_-
I still remember the message Romper sent me in 2010 when I sided with Serbia in a big Serbia/Croatia fight... memories. ^ _ ^
My problem is that I like all the Balkan countries.
Serbia > Macedonia > Croatia/Bosnia/Albania > lolMontenegroareueventryin'...
But they are all such fun. ^ _ ^

<The_DarkKnight> [lol imma 17]
<TheJakal> [bro do you even lift?]


...aaaaand reality check. Spending cash here is ok, im[Platinum]ho. I do it a lot. So does Jakal. But this... well... if you are worried about your spouse and/or parents and/or creditors and/or uni finding out about your eRep habit after the fact? Bro, srsly, quit. : /

<The_DarkKnight> love you
<The_DarkKnight> to death man


Awwwww..... it's all like BROS4LIFEYO & stuff... ;_:

<TheJakal> you fought against Turkey
<TheJakal> when pakistan's stance is specifically neutral
<TheJakal> in the Iran vs Turkey war


Oh noes! I did that too... o_O

<The_DarkKnight> The Turks know I was fighting as a merc

Me too, yo. But like, Shin-Ra Turks, not Turkish turks. Reno, Rude & Elena. Ya know? Yeah, ya know. ^_!

<The_DarkKnight> The Chinese can f%k off
<TheJakal> there will be no chinese f^k off
<The_DarkKnight> The Chinese can f&k off


I WANT ALL THE BOUNCES!

<The_DarkKnight> Nyx and me talked, and she convinced me to stop hitting against them

^ Nyx for Overlord(ess), yo. ^ _ ^



Unt znow, ve hvroseed to ze zekund phvrint skreen...

<Strywgr> you know what i dont even read what yu write

Oh, hey! I remember this guy! He used to be my MU Kommandant. I once gave him 4500 q7 Weapons to supply the MU. Later on, [REDACTED]. Totally legit. ^ _ ^

[Jakal/TDK/Strywgr Drama]

RAWR! Rawr? Not terribly exciting. Anyway, my takeaways from this? (1) TDK doesn't play well with others. (2) Others kick TDK too easily, ensuring he will always be more hostile when he returns. Result? NOBODY WINS! HOO-RAH! So, anyway, there was a a lot more in there, but it wasn't in English, and I have my greasemonkey mods shut off so the page doesn't reload while I write an article, so I have no idea what they said in the local language & Balken language segments. I can only assume it was profound. 0_0

<The_DarkKnight> why are we fighing
<The_DarkKnight> lets have peace
<The_DarkKnight> like seriously
<TheJakal> ...
<@Radenko> baby jesus cries when you hvight : (


~ I agree with all of this. o_O
Personally, I was clearly wrong when I assumed that Radenko & TDK respectively stepped down because it was A Mexican Standoff between the Serbian and the Croatian. Clearly, it was less regional, and more... well... I dunno. Something. o_O

<The_DarkKnight> 10 POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR

OMG! I totally called this. ^ _ ^ See above. ^_! You'll get it or you're clueless.

<TheJakal> Radenko is a friend of pakistan
<TheJakal> he doesnt care about politics


Respekt.

<TheJakal> did you go to the serbian RL meeting?

The fact that Pakistan folks know this is reason enough for why Serbia > Kroatia in Pakistan.

<@Radenko> My unit almost fall apart
<@Radenko> because of Pakistan


;_;



Jakal/TDK Conveo San! ^ _ ^

<TheJakal> im f!g out of epakistan

;_;

* LordPimp is now known as TheJakal

lololololol ^_^

<TheJakal> still
<TheJakal> lemme steal his BH


^ Slytherin, yo. ^_!

Now talking in #Batman

[Dee Husky Voice Aktivated]

<TheJakal> i think erep has banned my ip

My fault, bro. Happened to me too. They totes didn't likes those gnomes. o_o
But, heya, only lasted until they noticed. Then, clean slate. Dolla dolla bills, yo.

Just remember, both of ya, Jakal and TDK, to pay proper respekt to O Mighty Dolla.
1. Only trade in cash USD.
2. Avoid the evils of international trade.
3. Be a billionaire, not a millionaire.
If this doesn't make sense to ya... well, read up on W20, deario. ^_!



Cheers. ^_~

V/r,
Max McFarland 3
~ Congress Member & Councillor, -Vento Aureo-
~ 2nd Commander, Guards of Green


We are Dio. You are Dio. I am Dio.
May the Love of Dio be with you, Forever.
 

Comments

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 2,244, 19:40

tiger blood baby ^_~

May the Love of Dio be with you, Forever.

Dio Makso
Dio Makso Day 2,244, 20:20

Tiger Blood, & Adonis DNA. ^_~

Dio Makso
Dio Makso Day 2,244, 20:23

It works on both levels.

Dio.Brando
Dio.Brando Day 2,244, 19:55

Love you, to death man.....

We Are Dio.

Tyler Bubblar
Tyler Bubblar Day 2,244, 20:35

Voted for Max awesomeness

Dio Jazar
Dio Jazar Day 2,244, 21:12

Nema jazara nema glasa

GloveisLove
GloveisLove Day 2,244, 22:29

There is no compromise,

India belongs to Pakistan,

Pakistan belongs to Pakistan,

as does, Za Warudo.

Dio wills it.

Vishroid
Vishroid Day 2,245, 21:05

In your dreams..

Muz1
Muz1 Day 2,245, 00:27

Max o/

Dio Makso
Dio Makso Day 2,314, 17:02

\o

TheJakal
TheJakal Day 2,245, 01:08

:p

towyl
towyl Day 2,245, 01:19

There is no compromise,

Pakistan belongs to India,

Pakistan belongs to China,

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,245, 02:09

I read the logs now and meh reminds me of RL political jerks

Xeraph is Back
Xeraph is Back Day 2,245, 03:14

Max for presidency.

Avalokitesvara
Avalokitesvara Day 2,245, 03:59

I'M GETTING CLOSE TO CAPS LOCK MODE!!!

Dio Maximus
Dio Maximus Day 2,245, 04:08

WE GOT TOO MANY BRAD PITT FANBOYS

Ahsan
Ahsan Day 2,245, 10:24

finally, I got something to read

kualkerr The Warrior Poet
kualkerr The Warrior Poet Day 2,245, 12:25

Max is love!

P.S. Serbia is forever in my heart!

P.S.S Max for presidency! (y)

Mohammad Bilal
Mohammad Bilal Day 2,245, 12:42

lol
Awesome skills Max

Vishroid
Vishroid Day 2,245, 21:10

Didn't got the political scenario in your country, but a nice article indeed...

eApokalipsa
eApokalipsa Day 2,246, 09:29

673 v

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 2,246, 14:00

FIST

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 2,247, 07:20

I have no idea what I just read.

tsakali
tsakali Day 2,248, 07:34

v830

Heart Stealer
Heart Stealer Day 2,327, 10:46

Lol Great!

razvancj
razvancj Day 2,487, 17:34

lol not great

 
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