9月のe日本 /()\ Japan in September

Day 1,395, 05:54 Published in Japan Japan by Darshu

国民の皆さん。先週の週末、40時間を寝て、やっと回復した! 月曜日、秘書官のVideo Jackと会って、大統領選挙に再選されたために皆からもらった花を机から拭いて、現在の状況を伝えてあげます!

自分のこと:
大統領選挙の前に、頭痛ができて、そんな大したことではないだろうとおもったけど、選挙の前日に自分が髄膜炎にかかってしまったと分かった。大統領立候補を辞退するには、もう遅くて仕方がなかった。

9月のe日本:
最悪のeカナダ人がTerra同盟を裏切って、ルールを無視して、我々の聖なる国を占領しようとした。我々はこの卑劣な攻撃を期待せず、準備をちゃんとしていなかったけれど、eカナダ人の腹黒い作戦が我々の優れた防衛能力によって負けた。
我々はe韓国人と協力して、eカナダの攻撃方向を遮断させた。戦争を終わるため、両国の軍事管領が日本の地域を全部占領されることにして、それで戦争が終わった。
土壇場で俺がgoldをいっぱい使って、e日本側に12,000,000ダメージをやって、e世界に日本はまだまだ生き残っていると示した。e日本はすぐ戻る!


I'll be back!


自分の体が回復しながら、e日本も占領された地域を取り戻していた。eカナダがあきらめて、国の兵隊が無理に死んだ。e日本がeカナダの顔をつぶして、eカナダが戦争を負けた。e韓国も大きな助けとなり、お世話になった。あのころ、病気さにあまり取り付かれていなかった時に、オンラインでチャットしたり、戦場にも出たりすることでe日本の多い見方と会えて、彼らの努力でe日本は助かった!
特にお世話になった二人の名前をここで伝える:
韓国の大統領: Grease
Terraの最高司令官: Squibeel
ありがとうございました!

これはかつて直面したことのない本当の戦争に違いない。我々を消そうとした攻撃であった。しかし、我々はより強い軍隊を築き、もっとすばらしい国を造った。防衛作戦は刀を鞘に収めるような断固たる措置であった。


これからも、外国からの脅迫があるかもしれないけど、この美しい国と我々の同盟は何のことでもきっと生き残ると思う。

今月、内閣は変わらない。これから、変更する場合があるかもしれないけど、最終リストはまだ決まっていない。

大統領 Darshu
副大統領 Akki
防衛省 Danyeo
副防衛省 Marc Ladvidicus, Ecka Stealer of Cows, Erumaron
財務省 ExReality
外務省 Blacklist
内務省 Tetsuya Tameru
ゲーム省 Kaigefoh
顧問 Kita Ikki, Origineel.NL




ENGLISH VERSION

Dear Citizens of Japan!
I am finally in a semi-healthy state after sleeping 40 hours on this weekend. So on this Monday my very first thing was to greet my charming secretary Video Jack, sweep off the dried flowers from my desk from the CP elections and write you a report.


IRL issues:

Right after I've decided to run for CP again, I started having headaches. I didn't think it will be serious, but 1 day before the elections, where I couldn't turn back anymore, it turned out I have meningitis. So in the past two weeks, I learned that any human can be broken by sheer pain, if it lasts long enough. During my sickness I couldn't do anything useful.


Japan in September:

Right before the CP elections, the evil Canadians decided to backstab their Terra alliance and go against all their rules, try to annex our holy land. Even though the sneaky sneaky attack caught us unprepared, the frozen hands of the canucks were stopped by blindingly fast strategic superiority.

With our few MPPs and battle worn population we could not stand against a lot larger Canadian army, but working together with our South Korean brothers, we closed our borders before they could reach into the heart of Japan.

Our military leaders decided to close off both wars, so Japan went down for a day. In the last minutes I spent a fortune and 12 000 000 damage was inflicted on the Japanese side to show the world, we are not dying, and we will be back, stronger than before.


I'll be back!

As my body was overcoming the virus, Japan was regaining its territories. Canada gave up, her plans failed, her soldiers killed. They lost much face, they lost their pride, they lost the war. South Korea was protecting our lands and now we slowly regained them. We are thankful for their great help and perfect coordination. During these weeks, when I had a sane moment, I joined the chats and the battles, and met with helping hands, friends, and people from all over the world coming to Japan to help with blood, gold or heartening words. I could name countless people whom I am grateful to and have contributed to this victory immensely. I would like to mention here 2 heroes, as their work needed extra power of vision, and they did a fantabulous job: it's Grease the former SK CP, and Squibeel the Supreme Commander of Terra. Thank you guys, and thank you all who were here for Japan!

Make no mistake: this was a real war, Japan has never faced before. It was a real attempt to erase us forever. Still, in the end Japan was forged into an even greater team and an even more beautiful country.


Our strategy was decisive. Like a katana that was drawn back into its sheath to save more life.

I cannot promise you that we will not face similar menace in the future, but seeing this beautiful country and her allies I can promise you we will win through no matter who or what we have to face.


Our cabinet for the next month will have no changes as most of them showed us an outstanding performance. I might have to change some persons though this month, this is still undecided. But for not this is official:

President: Darshu
Vice President: Akki
Minister of Defense: Danyeo
Vice Minister of Defense: Marc Ladvidicus, Ecka Stealer of Cows, Erumaron
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Blacklist
Minister of Finance: ExReality
Minister of Interior: Tetsuya Tameru
Minister of Gaming: Kaigefoh
Advisors: Kita Ikki, Origineel.NL