[Drop The Dead Donkey] Issue2
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From the Offices of GlobeLink News
Please enjoy my news feed Drop The Dead Donkey now I'm free from the seedy world politics this month. This will reflect the feelings of the British Public.
Breaking News
Today we report on some breaking News the Fish Plot has been uncovered.
I have been inside the the British Patriots reporting undercover and today I bring my findings to the national Press, not so long along the party was named the BDP They were called the British Dolphin Party, due to some fish haters they changed the name to just British Patriots and decided to go underground.
Always vowing to return once their evil plan was hatched,then comes along resource wars and gave the BDP the chance they needed to take over and have enough fish for all their
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So graceful though water the pair of them.
All the evil Dolphin lovers from around the world joined the meeting these, included Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Mark Walburg and the football master Messi.
The plan was to seduce the young horny president and after a night of drinking and orgies Aaron Daniels agreed to the deal, Fish, Fish everywhere the more fish the better.
This is the real reason being all the fish, Aaron Daniels has sold out to the BDP and now proclaims himself King of the Dolphins as these latest posters show.
Hail Aaron Daniels King of the Dolphins.
Harry Prince of Satire
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Disclaimer
This completed made up story was brought to you by Drop the Donkey Aaron has never had sex with any dolphins that I know, We thank Aaron for being a good sport and no dolphins were hurt during the making of this article.
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Comments
V
>I'm so glad there's no picture of me on any eRep-related website.
And I make sure that's never going to happen.
lol
You're close. It's actually king of the orca
Haha nice
All we have got from resource wars is fishes
'More Satire'
Dolphins are not fish ... but I bet you knew that and tried to confuse us on porpoise!
Fish fish everywhere fish 🙂
There are some parts of this article that seems a bit fishy, but it is not my plaice to point out where....
(Sorry for what are bass-icy crappie puns... Eel be getting my coat)