[DPRGB] Glorious Leader ~ Decree #3

Day 2,551, 13:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ministry of Glorious Praise


Comrades,

Our Dear Leader has taken many days of deliberation to decide upon his third decree as the leader of the DPRGB.




Renaming of Regions

Yes, in his infinite wisdom Popovic has decreed that all of the DPRGB’s regions are to be renamed to titles more befitting of this glorious land. Today the first seven regions are unveiled, with the Dear Leaders reasoning where he deems it appropriate:

South East of England - Philcollinsborough:

For a long time now The Real Spamicans have been fighting to liberate the South East of England from its terribly dull name. This subject has been the foundation of manifestos, mentioned in foreign affairs dispatches, debated in congress and casually mentioned on IRC.

Today our glorious leader – in recognition of all The Real Spamicans hard work doing...errr...hmmm.... - has officially renamed the region of the South East of England! Henceforth it shall forever be known as 'Philcollinsborough'.


The road has been long and the battle hard fought. Today however the eUK has found the jewel in its crown.


South West of England - SerF West

Once upon a time the DPRGB (or as it was known back then the eUK), stood on the brink of destruction. We came within a few votes of losing our beautiful land forever. One man stood up and took responsibility to save this nation from PTO. That man was Ser Fartsalot. As a small token of his gratitude, Glorious Leader Popvic has honoured this hero of DPRGB.

East and West Midlands - East and West Wayne'sland:

It's not very often such a player as WayneKerr is eBorn into this eWorld. Happens even less to a country such as DPRGB. His accomplishments are too numerous to be laid out here in this article and we all know them, by heart anyway.



In honour of this heroic genius, Dear Leader has bestowed the regions formerly known as the East and West Midlands to him.

Wales - Whales:

Quite simply because it makes Dear Leader laugh.

London - Pyongdon:

Pretty self-explanatory.

Scotland - JockStrapLand:

Along the same lines as Whales, the sound of JockStrapLand when it is read aloud makes Dear leader giggle.


The remaining regions of the DPRGB, and our Canadian colonies, are open to name suggestions from you, loyal citizens.

Comment below your suggestion for any of the regions not yet renamed by the Dear Leader, and if your suggestion is chosen, you will receive a reward of gold.

The next set of names will be announced in a few days.


A Glimpse into the Dear Leader’s career as a filmstar before his move into politics