[DoI] Omnibus Update

Day 2,015, 07:13 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of the Interior


Welcome to a DoI article with new news!



Firstly, the #usa-chat competition came to an end yesterday! Here are the winners:

Top Chatter: NewSaver ($5000)
Second Place: Mr. Wonka ($1000)
Third Place: Emerick ($500)
Random Chatters ($100);
1) Wolfman Jon
2) Talostastic
3) Indi Alex
4) RaccoonGoon
5) EnterAwesome

The redcoat ChewChewShoe is one of the most chatty individuals in #usa-chat. He can be annoying. Thank you for your contribution to our society. Sorry that the eUK has unfairly banned you from their forums.

Congratulations to all the winners! Keep chatting in the rejuvinated #usa-chat! Need help figuring out IRC? Here’s a great IRC guide

President Artela declared WARRRRRRR on our arch nemesis, eSerbia.


Balloon tanks will NOT be used to battle Serbs and their TWO allies.

For the duration of the impending War with Serbia, Tank Up 2 Rank Up will be handing out Q7 weapons as opposed to Q6!!!

Division 2 folks should definitely take full advantage of this temporary increase in the quality of weapons given to you FOR FREE!

Special Wartime Program Adjustments
Tank Up 2 Rank Up - Levels 20 - 35
Request your FREE Tanks here: http://tinyurl.com/eUS-TU2RU
Director of TU2RU: Arrden
Quarter Masters: Syz2 - mikeypenny1 - kodos



I am sad to say that The Original Hawkie has decided to step down as Director of Bewbs 4 Newbs. She has been in the position for a long time and has tirelessly supplied food to hungry newfriends requesting supplies on the forums. I am sad to see her go, but excited that I get to hire a new person to fill the void.

Applications will be accepted for this and Welcoming Committee Messagers positions

CLICK HERE TO APPLY FOR A DEPT. of the INTERIOR JOB

Welcoming Committee Chairman sle7en is running a competition between the WC Messagers. The one who does most work for the Committee has the chance to win GOLD! Fill out the above form, and you will find out more about this competition when you are hired!

A friendly reminder for those in-the-know, and an f.y.i. for those just hearing: You too can get free things from the eUS Government, and eUS Political Parties. These programs are meant to help you, so take full advantage of them. Free stuff is sitting around waiting to be handed out.

Each program has different eligibility requirements, and party promotions give more supplies to their members. Make sure to check you’re eligible before you request.



Department of Interior Programs

Meals on Wheels - Free Food!
1. Be a US citizen at level 25 or under
2. Grab your profile ID (this is the number at the end of your citizen profile page url)
3. Go to http://tinyurl.com/DoI-MoW

Bewbs 4 Newbs - Free Food!
1. Register @ eusaforums.com
2. Find a great bewb pic and your profile link
3. Visit and post your chosen bewb pic and link @ http://tinyurl.com/b4nerep

TankUp2RankUp - Free Tanks!
1. Be a US citizen at or between levels 20 - 35
2. Do not belong to AFA or any anti-American group (Party or MU)
3. Visit and apply @ http://tinyurl.com/eUS-TU2RU



eUS Armed Forces

eUSAF Flight Training - Apply Here

Flight Training is the official eUS Armed Forces bootcamp. They will acquaint you with the game, and introduce you to the way that Military Units operate. You will recieve daily supplies, and battle instructions to maximize your damage. At the conclusion of your Flight Training course you will move on to higher level eUSAF Military Units

Air Force - Apply Here
Requirements: Completed Flight Training, or equivalent.

Rogue Squadron - Apply Here
Requirements: Level 30+

Ultra Marines - Apply Here
Requirements: Rank of Field Marshal+

Special Forces - Apply Here
Reuirements: One hit with Q7 > 25,000 damage




Political Parties

United States Workers Party BR4iNs f0r z0MBi3s - Food for most, Tanks for members
1. Register @ eusaforums.com
2. Find your profile link
3. Visit and post your profile link @ http://tinyurl.com/BR4iNsf0rz0MBi3s

We The People Feed The World Food for all, Tanks for members
1. Grab your profile link
2. Go to http://tinyurl.com/WTP-FTW1

American Military Party Supplies for War! Food for All, Tanks for members
1. Grab your profile link
2. Go to http://tinyurl.com/AMPsuppliesFORwar


-Othere
Secretary of the Interior