[DLF] A Post Election Update

Day 2,503, 06:08 Published in Canada United Kingdom by Coltan Bonobo

This has been reposted because if the glitchy media model....




The Canadian Democratic Libertarian Front is the emerging voice of Canadian politics, grounded in the values and beliefs that will create a stronger Canada. As interim Party Leader I am writing to provide an update on our rapidly evolving and exciting agenda.

Party Update


We continue to build a strong understanding of the needs of the Canadian People via our "Tactical Insight Team Symposium." The group have been meeting with citizens from all walks of Canadian life, building a detailed picture of their every want. We will continue this work, expanding internationally over the coming weeks. After this period of dialogue we will reveal our "Peoples Unity Strategic Scope Insights" that will form the detailed action plans for the party.

It's not too late to get involved in this exciting, inspiring dialogue. Just get in touch.

Additionally, I am delighted to be able to provide the first showing of a short CDLF promotional video.

In due course I will be providing some information regarding a strategic partnership the party will be forming with SUFFER. They are a team of all-round-do-gooders and jovial chaps who bring joy and pleasure to the world. Think of them as human KY Jelly.


Congress Update



I am thrilled to be able to confirm that the recent congress elections met with our expectations. We didn't think we would win a seat, and we didn't. Members and potential members should be delighted that our strategic thinking is truly accurate.

In the meantime, we stay grounded and focused on our Core Beliefs :

- Canada is the greatest country in the eWorld.

- All players have a right to be heard and to represent their country in office, regardless of their age or their perceived level of stupidity.

- That bacon is the food of the gods, except the vegetarian gods who obviously probably wouldn't eat bacon.

- That the worlds problems could be solved if we all just got a little "jiggy wit it" and were not so uptight about stuff.

- The route to this game being half-decent again is not by huffing and puffing about how bad it is......but by crowdsourcing a way to extend its capabilities without massively increasing it's running costs.

Of course, to find out more, done hesitate to PM me.

Yours sincerely,



Coltan Bonobo
Chairman, TIT Symposium.
Interim Leader of The Democratic Libertarian Front.


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