[DIO NYX] Zombie Sheep

Day 2,229, 05:36 Published in Pakistan Serbia by Nyx Lynx
Hello Humans,

WTF is the matter with you? Why are you acting like zombies? Why have you caged your brains? Where is your essence? Where is the fun?

It is downright creepy to see most of you falling into the perfunctory routine of work, train, fight, Rswipe.



I don’t know what the definition of fun it is to others, but I for one, fail to see any novelty in mouse-clicking. Perhaps I am naïve and probably need to enroll myself into some school that teaches the fascinating and elusive art of mouse-clicking. Or maybe I should smoke a ton of weed before performing the robot-like maneuvers and then I might go, “Yayyy, this is so wonderful!”

This is a game and even in the game the players play a game that is too safe, too proper; too TEXTBOOK. Following the “RULES” that wigs have shoved down your throats, behaving like well trained circus animals. No deviance, no creativity, no strategy, just horribly predictable set of activities almost like a satanic ritual.


Speaking of satanic rituals, we have CP elections coming up. “YAYYY!!!” Now we have three contenders, Radenko Montana, The DarkKnight and Mehmood25.

I think that there should be only two candidates because votes shouldn’t be divided. Anyway, my personal assessment about the three:

Radenko the hvrien😛 [edit] (not contesting yet worth mentioning) [edit]

Don’t let all those whacko articles fool you. He does have a brain somewhere that is good at organization skills. He has a humble side but also a side that gets angry and emotional at times lol. He is funny for sure and should learn that appearances can be deceptive before judging a book by its cover. Overall a person good at heart and has the necessary experience and skill-set. Also I think this guy will be brilliant and very successful if he puts away whatever the hvuck he is smoking 😛 And Tesla Troopers are very cool.

[edit] Radenko is graceful. [edit]

The DarkKnight (Batman):

OMG he has a credit card! Can you believe that?! 😛

Now I did say during my term when he was the cute Huskei that when he reaches D4 he will be “gold”. Well, what I really meant was that he has to grow with time. But he decides to use shortcuts and jumps into D4 from D2 lol.Batman reminded me of it on IRC insinuating that since he is in D4, he ought to be gold now.

Yes, the words that I cast do become true. But Batman, see to it that it doesn’t just become literal gold (buying). What I liked about you was your energy, fervor to do things but I still fail to see a proper strategy from you.

Fighting wherever, whenever, whatever sounds more like Shakira than Batman.You are a nice kid with potential, you don’t need to rely on shortcuts. So my advice is a bit more intelligence and lesser CC flashing or we Dioists will mock you to no end.


Mehmood25:

I am beginning to really like your attitude and this was possible because I read your article. Be more assertive and take it away. I adore your brother Md Bilal (Berserk) because that guy is work-ethics personified. And since he comes as a package deal with you lol, people don’t have to worry about a bad administration in ePak. Also since you’ve had dreams of Dio Brando, you can walk in through the doors of The Dioist Sanctuary anytime. It is a hundred steps ahead of being just a CP.


Congress:

I am in lolgress now. I hope it will be active and shows some signs of life unlike last term. Radenko’s osterbation articles were more informative than our lolgress thread. I hope lolgress this time doesn’t have annoying political jerks that don’t even play the game but go on trying to thwart others down just because they are epic failures themselves.

ChewChewShoe:

My sympathies to The UK. I read someone calling Chewie inept. I completely refuse to believe that. Chew has a very sharp brain and the norty boy has gone all Robin Hood. I guess the lesson learnt was, when twice in doubt, impeach. The whole incident made me smile.


Final Words:



The DIOISTS make our own rules. We are not afraid to think outside the box. Dioism is the game beyond the game. It has nothing to do with RL religion or RL issues. RL things are way too serious a matter to be debated on erepublik. So why do you even want to drag such important things into a browser game?

And I don’t want anyone to accuse me of being prejudiced against something. Because I would find that offensive since I am very tolerant of people regardless of their race, color, culture, creed, country etc. I like to learn more about new languages, culture, lifestyle etc. So you accuse me of shyte that I am not and I will whack you on the back of your head.

Much love to you all,



Nyx Lynx

(The Queen Empress)


PS: Much POWER to all my Dioists Let us achieve success in saving the Zombie sheep from being slaughtered by wigs.