[Dio] Hey, Iran! We do NOT negotiate with terrorists!

Day 306, 09:39 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Dio Brando

From Khatamist

"Hi mr. president;
I"m an Iranian and I have some wealthy information about Iranian; They want to make a COUP in Pakistan.
I do can help you, if you liked.
BUT before anything; I ask you a large amount of Gold.
I sell my information. DO you want to?
They are too usefull, and they"re about you.
I need two things: 1- Gold (more Gold you give, more information you recieve!)
2- Safety
My information is about a COUP in Pakistan, and I can tell you a lot of things, I"m a congressman in Iran..

I am with the Iranian group, I can be a spy!
we"re 50 persons now and we want to....
If you liked, give me some gold and I"ll say you more
When you want to give me the gold, be careful! do not do that with your profile; send Golds with one of your firends, you"re president and that"s dangerous... for both of us!
the danger is near, very near..."

What the hell Khatamist. Do you have ANY spying skills at all?

Also, to all of you who are bringing me information everyday: Thank you. I appreciate it, even if I am unable to respond to all of you. You are fighting the good fight, and you will be rewarded in the future. If you act as a spy of our glorious empire and need a favor, just tell me.

If, however, you want to sell me information for gold, you will get nothing at all. Pakistan does not negotiate with filthy, greedy capitalists.

Glory to Pakistan,
Dio