绝望的巨扯党 Desperate Juche
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by aliao
I don't want to write 2 posts in 24 hours. But things have changed so funny that you don't wanna miss it!
OK, let's go back to the day before congress election.
Our glorious, noble, intelligence and blah blah's K-Rad was so impassioned and said"A vote for Juche is a vote for a better eChina *".
Wow, a foreigner came to eChina to join election just "for a better eChina" inspite of his country was in great danger of PTO at this very moment! I'M SO TOUCHED. Especially the guy told me, "Aliao, I have no interest in changing eChina to eWestKorea, I just want to blah blah blah... *" So Senate Juche's 1st action to make K-Rad's blah blah blah be real is, proposaled an act in order to transfer 4000 CNY from the country accounts to PEOPLES COLLECTIVE FOR KOREA. I know few politics, according to K-Rad's words several days before, I guess their mean is, "We've been pretended know nothing about South Korea's loss of PTO, it's your turn to sacrifice for us now." What a great love to eChina! If any reader of mine still not moved to tears who even cannot be treated as human being!
So Juche is really a beacon in this cold, dark, cruel world. Glorious, noble, intelligence K-Rad, you must tell me the secret of how to tell a lie without blush before you get out of eChina, so that I could have enough courage to say "Respect, tolerance, understanding and compassion *" to those mobs who were robbed by me instead of die in shame.
*You can find all K-Rad's words in this article here:http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/what-s-all-this-then--906693/1/all
what they proposale😛
http://www.erepublik.com/en/China/law/13289
其实这会儿我不太想打人脸 , 主要是早先已经喷过了。 这跟ooxx 一样, 高潮过后总有个不应期, 不过别人非要在面前跳跳脱 衣舞, 这会儿连遮羞布都扯了, 人家也是混口饭吃, 不象征性地打赏一下总觉得 说不过去——我真是一个大 善人啊。
坐坐时光机, 我们回到议会大选的几天前 。
我们光荣的高贵的牛B 得一米反正什么词儿好听就 往自己身上堆什么词儿以至 于很可能只有春哥才能与之 匹敌的K-Rad 同志在拉票文中慷慨激昂地 高呼道：“投票给巨扯就是 投票给更美好的e 中国！（* 注1 ）”
哇靠, 一个外国人, 在关键时刻放着自己就要被PTO 的国家不管, 不远千里来到中国为了更美 好的e 中国而选举, 这是一种什么精神？ 我真是感动万分…… 特别是人家对 我说： Aliao , 伦家对把e 中国改成e 西韩国是木有兴趣地, 伦家只是想…… 嗯…… 那个 ……啊……哦……而已嘛（* 注2 ）！所以, 在巨扯党员进入议会以后, 作为脚踏实地地实现K-Rad 同志的嗯那个啊哦的第一步 , 就是提出一个议案, 要求将国库内4000 人民币划给PEOPLES COLLECTIVE FOR KOREA , 在下是个对政治一窍不通的人, 依K-Rad 同志几天前说的话来看, 大概他们的意思是, “我们前面已经对我们的祖 国韩国的复国选举 含泪见死不救, 现在轮到你们发扬 国际主义 精神了”, 这是什么？这就是对中国人 民的吃果果的爱啊！如果这 时候哪一个读者还没有 被这群外来的硕鼠 感动得热泪盈 眶, 那简直就是太他大爷的没有 人性了！
在这弱肉强食的世界上, 巨扯党简直就是那黑暗中的 一盏明灯。K-Rad 同志, 您从e 中国滚蛋前, 我在此请求您 千万千万要 毫无保留地把 说瞎话不脸红、 自打耳光气不喘等一干绝技 传授给我, 以便在将来我在因毫不留情 地搜刮光国库而被那些可恶 的暴民漫骂的时候, 我也能鼓起勇气对他们大声 疾呼：“你们要尊重, 宽容, 理解和同情别人嘛！（* 注3 ）”而不至于羞愧而死：好 不容易从国库里刮了那么多 钱, 要是到最后住不进精神病院 那不是白忙活了么~
* 注1 ： 摘自K-Rad 同志议竞选期间原文：A vote for Juche is a vote for a better eChina.
* 注： 摘自K-Rad 同志议竞选期间原文：Aliao, I have no interest in changing eChina to eWestKorea, I just want transparency in what is ALL OF OUR eNation.
* 注3 ：摘自K-Rad 同志议竞选期间原文：Respect, tolerance, understanding and compassion. This is what eChina SHOULD stand for, and blah blah
巨扯的议案：http://www.erepublik.com/en/China/law/13289
文中引用K-Rad 同志言论出处：http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/what-s-all-this-then--906693/1/all
对了， 最近最重要的事 不是这件， 而是日趁临近 的总统大选， 这件事顶多 算是闲时逗个闷子。 巨扯这种 唯利是图 的团伙会做出 这种无甚胜算的事， 要么真如标题所说 正在作困兽之斗， 要么就是背后有别的 什么势力出于 某种目的在推动。 国家积弱， 世道混乱， 任重而道远啊~ 与诸位共勉~
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占沙发， 在此特别感谢 各位群里众的校对， 哦耶！
You're welcomed
棒子无耻没下限的说
这世道， 脸皮没点厚度的话 你都活不下去~ 睡觉前无耻地求vote
I think it's the whole point of that obvious scam. If you care, they win.
强势围观，棒子果然够无敌啊� ��哈哈
缸姐無敵!
Great job!
打倒巨车！ e中国万岁！
顶！
Voted and subscribed!
😃 well done, aliao. you are superstar
it would definitely amusing to know K-Rad's reaction to this post. However, it is not likely he will comment in this post. Their best skill is to ignore what they don't want to see. What a pity. 😛
Anyway, good job~Aliao~ You have said what I want to say but cannot since I have not yet reached the level to create my own newspaper.
This just in, China still doesn't understand what trolling is. World is shocked (Serious business).
Also next time please hire someone who isn't in second grade to translate you articles.
juche sai😛 Please stop referring to it as eChina. It's West Korea.
Julian, please stop referring to us as "pigdogs." I believe you are just jealous of the prosperity of your South Korean and Taiwanese neighbors.
Trolling is a art.
原来aliao姐姐是缸姐啊 真是千古好文！
@Stalin-chan: Thanks for your advise but I can't do that coz maybe someone will buy a ticket to RL China to kill me or just come here to cut his finger if I hire a 1st grade translator~
aliao姐姐 当代豪杰~
@Annyon g: did you heard this story?
One day a owl is standing on the tree, with a rotten rat. when a pheonix pass by the owl cry,"leave me alone, I won't give you my rat! and don't bother another owl Taiwan too!" Poor Annyon g, you know what? Taiwan is not a owl, and no one needs your rotten rat.
But you still could dream as you are robbing like you've done, right? After all it's the only things you can do now: pretending youself be a thief again. And you guys are really doing it in congress. LOL
@Annyon g
I'd suggest you go back to your so called "prosper South Korea". What? It does not exist anymore? What a pity. So... what? You need to stay in eChina even if you are not welcomed? Is this what our "prosper South Korean neighbors" do? Where is your dignity?
voted. Well done.
吾心大慰 😁
打倒巨扯党!!
翻译很强大！！！
哈哈，绝望的 巨扯……
You guys are so *bitter*.
aliao姐姐 当代豪杰~附议！
I was "born" in South Korea, but moved here. Boy do I enjoy being a lesser citizen because of it!
棒子撕破脸皮耍赖了么？
黑棒是我们一向的方针路线。S 1观光团。
Please come back when you sound like you know something.
Thanks.
I don't know nothing! 😛
Is there anyone could explain why we *eChina* should donate 4000 CNY from the National Treasury to PEOPLES COLLECTIVE FOR *KOREA*?
我什么也不知道！ 满地打滚ing
有人能给我解释一下 为什么我们 e中国应该从国库里拿 4000 大洋捐给一个叫 韩国啥啥啥 的组织不？
消灭棒子，滚出eChina
回帖支持aliao姐姐
I have no idea what this article is trying to say. Are you trying to say I left 'my country in danger' to come here? I started the game in China, I don't understand. Also, I am not a congress member, so I am not sure what congress proposals have to do with me, I don't get to propose or vote on them.
As happy as I am (and as cute as it is!) that you think of me so frequently, you give me too much credit 🙂 I am just another player, trying to play the game.
So in short.. I didn't get into congress, and I am not the party president, therefore this has nothing to do with me 😃 Maybe next time you'll let me run unopposed for congress and we'll see if I actually do anything worth blaming me for.
P.S - All of the 3 things I said that you quoted, I still stand by.
Oh man, I just read the 're-translation', thanks daedalusai, it makes much more sense (in a literary sense)now, they should get you to do their translating).
"but given what comrade K-Rad have said a couple of days earlier,i think the point they were trying to convey is this:" We have bitterly abandoned our nation to PTO so we can help yours,now it's your turn to honor the Internationalism idea!"
This last paragraph I quoted.. what the hell is that meant to mean? I've never been anywhere but eChina, I don't even know what PTO (please turn over?) is meant to mean. I am not in congress, I can't propose or vote, so once again we're left with the facts:
K-Rad has yet to be dishonest, Aliao, as usual, is speaking rubbish.
K-Rad, did you say something like that, "A vote for Juche is a vote for a better eChina"?
And now, what congress proposals by Juches is none of your bussness at all. Be easy, I can understand it. You are really so cute!~ LOL
I said EXACTLY that 'a vote for Juche is a vote for a better eChina'. Now tell me where I said anything about leaving another country to come to eChina, or anything about PTO (whatever that is). Or.. admit you're making up rubbish 😃
P.S - I know I am cute, thanks 😉
This is not the first time Juche put forward a proposal demanding National Treasury to transfer money to their accounts, and they succeeded.
Don't tell me K-Rad THE CUTE you know nothing about it when you said "vote for Juche is a vote for a better eChina".
Could you teaching me "Lying Without Shame" now?
You are just ignoring my questions about when I said to you that I moved from another country, and something about PTO. So it looks like you're already excellent at lying without shame. And I know nothing about money transfer, even though I am in Juche. The Party President proposed it, why don't you ask him 🙂
Then tell me about when I said I moved from another country, and whatever PTO is. I'm cute, you're a liar, good times!
From now on, K-Rad, you shall be K-RAD THE CUTE.
@aliao: What is this "Lying Without Shame"? Is it some kind of secret kung fu move?
Hi, K-Rad, being an active member of Juche Party you should take responsibility for what Juche has done to echina. you encourged people to vote for Juche, saying that it was for a better echina. ironically the first law proposal by Juche was to donate national treasury to Juche president's account.
most echinese are against Juche just because it is harming echina. that's all.
by the way who's the guy in your picture? monkey king?
SagaWF - I partially agree with you, and have addressed previous wrongs by the party (before I was even playing this game!) in other articles and comments. But as you well know, one person cannot be held responsible for the actions of others, despite affiliations, in the same way not all German's believed in what the Nazis did, nor do all American's believe in George W. Bush's war on terror.
The same logic you are using would therefore imply that all member's of the People's Republik Party were responsibly for Pyroelectricity's illegal takeover of a democratically and legally registered political party, however I know that this is not true. And I understand why many people are against Juche, I've heard the reasons, and though they had nothing to do with me, as I keep pointing out, I try to offer alternatives and a new start.
And yeah, the guy in the picture is Sun Wukong, though it's from the REALLY OLD Japanese version that used to be on T.V in my home country.
Aliao, I understand you're not the brightest crayon in the box, but your logic of 'A guy encourged people to vote for a party usally stealing money from the National Treasury and transfer it to a orgnazition Named "PEOPLES COLLECTIVE FOR *KOREA*" is not from Korea?' is pretty dumb, even by your standards.
When will I leave China? Never 🙂 If I leave, no one will be here to keep you honest. And it's true, I couldn't stand to be ignored, which is why I love it that you think of me so much. Also, I know what you do when you think of me, and that is HOT.
So, back to the main point (which you always manage to conveniently forget, I guess it's part of how a liar functions), a) I was never from Korea, but you say I am for no reason. You're a Liar. b) I, and other members of my party are not impressed with the last proposal to take money from the treasury, but you say I am for no reason. You're a liar.
So.. I'll keep being cute, you keep lying, and we will all have a blast!
At least Aliao is right about one thing, if you watch me expose Aliao for the shameless liar he is, you'll learn alot about "Lying Without Shame", as well as "Typing Without Thinking".
我第一次玩这个游戏，很高兴� ��识大家，想知道咱们有没有� �报人员，谢谢。
Thanks
we will never trust your party after your serveal proposals of donate national money to your own accounts. check out the vote result. Did you tell us you and the other party members had nothing with it?
Desperate Juche? So what else is new.