[Dental Corps] Statement regarding Quitting and how to...

Day 2,115, 11:23 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by The Vagabonds




Most of us realise that this game is truly awful, just about every aspect of it is flawed. From the non-existent 'Economy' module, to the equally non-existent 'Baw'... I mean 'Political' module , right down to the 'pay2win Military' module, this game offers absolutely nothing.

Many people have turned their back on the game and ventured out into the bright light known as Real Life. We, here at DC respect those brave members of the community that have upped and left the game completely and wish to salute and pay homage to them. With that in mind the kind and generous souls have opened up their very own Org, for those wishing to embark on Real Life adventures, to donate all their stuffs to.



Quitting eRepublik can often be a difficult and stressful time. With far too much free time on our hands we tend to drift back, logging in just to 'have a quick look'. It often leads to a 'quick comment' here and there, a bit of banter with the odd person and before you know it, you are back playing again... Well, we want to help you break all ties to the game.

Tell me how DC...
Quitting comes in 3 stages, all steps in the 3 stages need to be complete in order for it to be considered a real quit, not the false ragequits we so often see...



Stage 1 Military uselessness.

Step 1: Find a completely useless battle,
Step 2: Use up all bazookas, energy bars, food and tanks, and or as many has your health allows,
Step 3: Any small bombs, big bombs and any other damage given devices are to be used up at this point,
Step 4: Dissolve each and every Training Ground possible,
Step 5: Sell every food and weapon you have.


You have no need for it now anyway...

Stage 2 Social uselessness

Step 1: Delete every single friend,
Step 2: Un-subscribe from every single newspaper,
Step 3: Delete every single article in your own newspaper
Step 4: Leave party
Step 5: Leave Military Unit


Because they don't son...

Stage 3 Economic uselessness

Step 1: Dissolve each and every company you own possible
Step 2: Place ALL your gold onto the money market selling for cc
Step 3: Go to Market
Step 4: Click WRM
Step 5: Locate The Vagabond's WRM and buy until your cash reserves have been deleted.


Roll up, roll up...



Congratulations you have just quit the game successfully. The last thing to do is to is to reach for the logout button, delete your internet history and there we have it. Your are free to go and frolic in the fields safe in the knowledge you have just ruined your account and will not have to log into this god-awful game ever again.

A true hero.




To all potential Dentists - The art of dentistry is a skilled profession. You can't just become a Dentist you have to earn that right by examination. If you feel you are eligible then request an audience with us on IRC @ http://tinyurl.com/dental-corps
Don't join until you're approved...

Oh wait, you can't!