[Dental Corps] Statement regarding Empire of the eUK

Day 2,146, 08:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by The Vagabonds




In the interests of keeping the game from going stale and boredom creeping in, we at DC believe that throwing caution to the wind is the way forward for the eUK community. The Glorious reign of the Wook showed us that we have nothing to be afraid of. With 3 Natural Enemies swatted aside with ease and Resistance Wars constantly put down, we showed our neighbours that eUK is now a country not to trifle with.



We this in mind, Dental Corps would like to put forward an ambitious and daring plan for the approval of the people that can make it happen. You, the active, fighting population. Without your dedication, skilful clicking of the fight button and your daring-do attitude dreams cannot become reality.


... and we have a dream, eUK!

That dream is an active, fun, True Patriot filled, eUK.

An Empire for the eUK.

DC look around at our neighbours and we see weakness, we see countries that could do with a dose of eUK rule. We look around inside our own country and we see people deserving of the extra rank points and True Patriot gold that such a dream can deliver. We see people standing by waiting to write their little piece in eUK folklore...


Nightmares are dreams too...



eNorway sit there being pointless, blocking our route into proper Scandinavian wars. Assimilating them into the eUK Empire will not only reinvigorate eNorway, but will give us a doorway to extra possibilities. Our Baltic brothers love a scrap, they wouldn't mind us giving a few digs in that theatre. Not to mention eRussia would be on our doorstep. Live dangerous eUK and you'll be free to live!



eIreland, our punch bag. They are under the false belief that they are in the driving seat of our relations. As we all know and have seen, eIreland have no problem in stabbing us in the back. Rather than allowing them the chance to NE as well as RW, we should cut one option off for good. Taking the remaining eIrish regions will provide us with added security. That's without the added bonus of watching SSG, Bin Dipper and his Irish MU wasting their resources against our wall.

eBelgium, pretty much a non-country in every regard. DC can pretty much do the same monthly damage as their entire population. With PTO threats looming over eBelgium we would be doing them a favour by denying them congress indefinitely.

eCanada would provide us with much fun. First they would need to stop ripping chunks out of each other and then manage to persuade the eSpanish to grant them a border region so they could join the Empire of the eUK. A true bunch of fighters, eCanada would be allowing us to print gold and TP medals. We could easily tramp across eCanada and find ourselves one NE of the eUSA, away from a border on the Asian theatre.


Leo and his pet Moose...



There is no reason to do any of this, other than making the game a bit more entertaining and challenging, it'll most likely go Pete Tong and we'll find ourselves fighting for a wipe. But my god, it'll create something to do. So dream with us eUK.




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Don't join until you're approved...

Oh wait, you can't!

A Message to eUK Congress.

This is in your hands, not the CP's. You guys can make this happen. Do something crazy today and start the ball rolling.